Suburban Bitches

[TerminalVelocity]

noones said shit to me in my trans am or T-bird

other than some big assholes going to jump me for drifting around them *they were taking up the whole parking lot and not moving, so I went around*

The mustang got the cops called on it all the time, they would come by, ask me to turn it on, and say "well, it runs, good enough for me" because all they could do is if it was abandoned.

[-The Stig-]

ahh i never got much yellin at with the Nova...

but one time comes to mind...


on my way to TV's house a long time ago. i pulled up to a light next to this old woman in a Mercedes. The nova at the time was no wehere near loud, but it did make noise... so i looked over and gave a friendly smile, and the woman looks over to me and says "you're car is TOO loud... "


the Car had STOCK exhaust manifolds at the time. and stock mufflers.


so being being offended.. cause i actually smiled at her and was trying to be nice... i put the damn car into 1st and proceeded to fill the air around us with smoke.... i spun the tires untill the smoke started to enter her car... and i could see her window go up... light went green and i let off the brake and smoked them through most of the intersection. then continued on at my normal slow poke manner.

she flew up next to me.. her cabin still a tad hazzy hahaha and she started yelling things to me... i couldnt hear her cause my car is TOO loud... no wait... i could, i just ignored her. she stopped following me after i hit 80mph... apparently she thought i was some freak.

ugh. But now i have the Truck, so if anybody yells at me to slow down (which i dont see happening i drive my truck totally differently i do the Nova). i mark the location and come back and do a Lawn Job... 4x4 style.

Luckily for home owners, they havent pissed me off yet. But for some reason the Local Country Club keeps getting repeat visits from me and my lawn 'care' business.

[Melt]

Originally posted by RedNeck383
ugh. But now i have the Truck, so if anybody yells at me to slow down (which i dont see happening i drive my truck totally differently i do the Nova). i mark the location and come back and do a Lawn Job... 4x4 style.

Luckily for home owners, they havent pissed me off yet. But for some reason the Local Country Club keeps getting repeat visits from me and my lawn 'care' business.

You da man, redneck

[kkyntmoon]

some guy said he was going to throw a garbage can threw my window if i drove down his block again..


lol

I think hes mad cause he drives a shitbox with like 5 kids and a ugly ass wife.


:flash:

[Cyprus106]

I think hes mad cause he drives a shitbox with like 5 kids and a ugly ass wife.

thats reason enough to make anybody mad... but don't release your aggression on other people buddy! Go talk to a shrink. I'll bet all he needs is some good psychological help and a divorce.

hehe. Some people just need to crawl back into whatever hole they came out of...:bathroom:

[SilverLotus340R]

HAHA

MY MOM DOES THAT...we dont live in like the housing developments where all the houses look the same..but we are still suberban and everytime someone goes too fast my mom stands up on the front porch and screams..im like MOM IT"S THE EXHAUST...IT MAKES IT SOUNNND LOUD AND FAST BUT IT ISNT

shes such a moron

but one night was the funniest...a guy went by in his MR2 and she goes SLOW DOWN ASSHOLE and he fishtails it around...rolls down the window and pelts her with paint balls.. i was laughing so hard

[Grendel]

Originally posted by SilverLotus340R
but one night was the funniest...a guy went by in his MR2 and she goes SLOW DOWN ASSHOLE and he fishtails it around...rolls down the window and pelts her with paint balls.. i was laughing so hard

Lol

-Grendel

[Melt]

Originally posted by SilverLotus340R
but one night was the funniest...a guy went by in his MR2 and she goes SLOW DOWN ASSHOLE and he fishtails it around...rolls down the window and pelts her with paint balls.. i was laughing so hard

Thats great!! :flash:

[Cyprus106]

Originally posted by SilverLotus340R
but one night was the funniest...a guy went by in his MR2 and she goes SLOW DOWN ASSHOLE and he fishtails it around...rolls down the window and pelts her with paint balls.. i was laughing so hard

LMAO! That's a great idea. I've got me a $500 sniper PB gun. I could have a damn lot of fun with that.

but in all honesty, my friend did that except reverse. He'd sit on his porch and shoot people that drove too fast and they'd get pissed as hell and he had the cops called on him a few times but he always talked his way out of it and hid the gun somewhere good where they couldnt find it and said they had no proof. for some reason they repeatedly bought this (LMAO) since there was a lack of witnesses. but one day he shot and hit a guy in the face and it tore up the guys eye and my friend wound up in jail for a few months. effective, but stupid and dangerous. BUT FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL

[slammed89civic]

yo Cyprus106 where in missouri are you from? im in springfield

[MyFirst4G]

Originally posted by SilverLotus340R


but one night was the funniest...a guy went by in his MR2 and she goes SLOW DOWN ASSHOLE and he fishtails it around...rolls down the window and pelts her with paint balls.. i was laughing so hard

OMG!!! Thats the funniest shit i have ever heard! Out here i have gotten screamed at a lot, My AEM CAI growls so loud! and everyone thinks i am going fast! I dont even have an exhaust! And there is this one time i remember vividly, where his kids were playing on their lawn, and the dad comes running OUT into the street infront of my car! And he said i was going 50! If i was going 50, I would have hit him! I was going no more than 30 MPH! And then he started cursing me out! So now, i got funkin PISSSSED! So i got out of the car, and i went up to his wife and told him that she is a MORON! and OMG, he got so pissed it was madd funny, i was waiting for him to HIT me so i could sue his ass!!!! My girlfriend was so pissed off at me cause she was in the car, but o well, he diddt hit me, he just called the cops. I waited for the cops, and i got to tell my side of the story first, and then they believed what i said, and i diddt tell them i called his wife a moron, and the believed me, and took the guy in his house and they told me to leave. I don't know where it came from calling his wife a Moron, but it was funny, i couldnt stop laughing! but it made me pissed when he started calling me a dirty mexican, when i am indian, but i look like a spanish person.....

[TerminalVelocity]

HAHAHA, I retract my last statement, me and DMC12 were rallying around some back roads, this big ass red Dodge ram cutsoff DMC12 instead of yelding like hes sposto, and he yells at him and me "YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN!!!" Well, he flips around and trys to follow, so we gun it, well, hes on our asses, almost tripple the speedlimit, on a cellphone, in a big truck....right...WE need to slow down

[Cyprus106]

I've noticed something... with my undercar lights, I get a lot less respect from just about everybody over the age of 25. Old people will ALWAYS do bitch shit to me and stuff...

Friday night, I'm driving down this 2 lane street with my friend in the passengers seat. The 2 lanes ae about to merge into one and I go to pass this truck that was doing WAY under the speed limit. There's still a whole lot of time left before it goes to 1 lane but as soon as this asshole (in a little white pickup) pulls into my lane, so I pull into the other and he straddles both of the lanes until it goes to one and I can't pass and then flips me off and I hear "slow down" out his window. So we wait until the 1 lane turns back into 2 then we pass him and once we get a good distance past I flip him off out the sunroof and the drivers side window and my friend flips him off out the passenger side. LMAO, it was funny as hell

We just got a kick out of it then we saw the stop light turn red in front of us with the truck trying hard to catch up. I was gonna turn right on the red (legal in MO) but this van gets up there and blocks the path so I do a quick e-brake turn and shoot down a back road. This fucking dumbass stops in the middle of 4 lanes of traffic (oncoming 2, our lane 2) and tries to back up in that heavy traffic. Out the back window I see some unlucky bastard plow into the back of him and I'm laughing my ass off cus that bitch got what he deserved (no, he didnt get hurt. I checked the paper. He did get a BIGASS ticket. He wouldnt have got shit but he backed up in the road...) And then I relize something. I've got the only green undercar lights in the city. lol, oh well...

[Melt]

Originally posted by Cyprus106
We just got a kick out of it then we saw the stop light turn red in front of us with the truck trying hard to catch up. I was gonna turn right on the red (legal in MO) but this van gets up there and blocks the path so I do a quick e-brake turn and shoot down a back road. This fucking dumbass stops in the middle of 4 lanes of traffic (oncoming 2, our lane 2) and tries to back up in that heavy traffic. Out the back window I see some unlucky bastard plow into the back of him and I'm laughing my ass off cus that bitch got what he deserved (no, he didnt get hurt. I checked the paper. He did get a BIGASS ticket. He wouldnt have got shit but he backed up in the road...) And then I relize something. I've got the only green undercar lights in the city. lol, oh well...

Oh man thats great! You better keep your neons off for a while though:o

[Cyprus106]

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