G/F + No Sex = AF.com

[Toksin]

Get a better attitude towards your girlfriend. She doesn't exist only for your physical pleasure, you tool.

[vinnym86]

i'll give it a month before she's standing behind you with a banana yelling "bend over"

[ghostrx7]

its like being a prisoner of war, u need to escape...

[2.2 Straight six]

G/F + No Sex = Boo Hoo, Scotsee.

[scottsee]

God, you are fucking tool's. I started this tread as a Joke, I'd never even seen this part of AF. Started it to maybee to envoke a laugh, but insted I envoked a group of internet geeks to repond like a bunch of little bitches. You all remind me of that cry-baby, sissy, gay guy on TV who talks about their feelings and likes to hug everyone. I'm not sure but with such a close a resemblance you all know who I'm talking about..

Ps. Don't worry, I'm not offended by what you guys do in here.

[scottsee]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Get a better attitude towards your girlfriend. She doesn't exist only for your physical pleasure, you tool.

yes she does

[ghostrx7]

so basically shes a blow-up doll?lol, just f'in with ya. i think ur g/f should definately have sex whenever the desire arises. theres no spontinuity in bedroom only activities...... i like gettin head in my car when we take trips, bangin in various parking lots, etc.....

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by scottsee

God, you are fucking tool's.

at least we can manage to spell the plural of "tool".


it's "tools", without an apostrophe.

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by scottsee

God, you are fucking tool's. I started this tread as a Joke, I'd never even seen this part of AF. Started it to maybee to envoke a laugh, but insted I envoked a group of internet geeks to repond like a bunch of little bitches. You all remind me of that cry-baby, sissy, gay guy on TV who talks about their feelings and likes to hug everyone. I'm not sure but with such a close a resemblance you all know who I'm talking about..

Ps. Don't worry, I'm not offended by what you guys do in here.

I don't understand, so you're pissed and offended, or you're not? Meh...

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

at least we can manage to spell the plural of "tool".


it's "tools", without an apostrophe.

Originally Posted by Jimster

Punctuatiowned

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I don't understand, so you're pissed and offended, or you're not? Meh...

i doubt he knows, it's probably hard to see clearly through all them tears.

[vinnym86]

Originally Posted by scottsee

God, you are fucking tool's. I started this tread as a Joke, I'd never even seen this part of AF. Started it to maybee to envoke a laugh, but insted I envoked a group of internet geeks to repond like a bunch of little bitches.

...but, u see scotty, we're gettin some.

[scottsee]

Just playing along. I didn't know AF could be this fun. AF.com Stress Release = Goodness.

I'm just a sex addict. I'm working on it though.

[scottsee]

Ps. Beyahhhhhhh..

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by scottsee

Ps. Beyahhhhhhh..

Is that the sound of you finally getting some from your gf? Or did you just turn emo?

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

did you just turn emo?

that's the one, that's the pant-tighteningly high-pitched scream of another life being emonized.