Auckland Central English language school enrolment form for Chinese

[Ssom]

Originally posted by ragt20
you could do with this Learn Chinese in 5 mins course then


Instructions: READ THEM OUT LOUD

1) That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.........Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man..............................Dum Gai

5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan?

7) I bumped into a coffee table............Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim?

10) I thought you were on a diet...........Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile...................Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu :hehehe:

16) Great.............................Fu Kin Su Pah







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So velly funny :finger:

[tazdev]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL



I should know, I buy pawk flied lice all the time.

thats Pork Fried Rice you Plick:finger:

[tazdev]

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"


It's Chinglish & they live in Chowick(Howick) Pakuchanga(Pakuranga) & Thiland Park(Highland Park).

The Panda knows many chinese & most are good people!!!

You forgot their Shore base at Rangitokyo

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by tazdev



thats Pork Fried Rice you Plick:finger:

scuse me.:finger: :finger:

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by taranaki
Good on ya,Panda....let's not make 'being Asian' a criminal offence just yet...........


But some of their driving is hell scarey

That is way too true!

and don't get me started on the Pokemons!! :cry: :cry:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl


and don't get me started on the Pokemons!! :cry: :cry:

or what happens when they mix with FTO's, yes THEY ARE BACK ON!!!!!

[primera man]

POKEMON RULES :finger: :finger:

[Ssom]

Originally posted by primera man
POKEMON RULES :finger: :finger:

Ne'er mind PMan, we all have our dopey secrets :finger:

[primera man]

When you have twm under 9 year olds in the house you have to know these things

[tazdev]

Originally posted by primera man
When you have twm under 9 year olds in the house you have to know these things

firstly "TWM"

secondly, Excuses excuses we know you enjoy it:finger:

[replicant_008]

Aussie Radio Station is a late night poll on 'favorite songs to make love to..."

DJ: Good Evening, what's your vote for favourite song to make love to...
Caller: Ahhh... anything by the Wiggles mate... (the Wiggles is a musical kids program in Australia)

DJ: What! You sicko - you some sick kind of pedo...

Caller: Hang about, hear me out...
DJ: You got 5 seconds...

Caller: How else do you get 40 minutes of peace on a Saturday Morning when you have 5 kids? You put a Wiggles tape on the video and then wander back to the wife...

DJ: Okay, that's a fair call - got kids myself...

[Ssom]

Originally posted by tazdev


firstly "TWM"

secondly, Excuses excuses we know you enjoy it:finger:

he means two




PMan which one is your favourite????:finger: :finger:

[tazdev]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi


he means two

thanks for the clarification there Moss

[Spec2 Girl]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
or what happens when they mix with FTO's, yes THEY ARE BACK ON!!!!!

NOT a good combination!! Can you slap him for me?? Ta muchly!!

[Damien]

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
NOT a good combination!! Can you slap him for me?? Ta muchly!!

I will!!!!

POKEMON! What a riot! To bad they are a Japan franchise!

Ask P-man, he'll know more about it than any of us!