thievin' bitch

[vinnym86]

i'd just give her a flying ninja kick to the titty

[imtheoneandonlyD]

just blow her shit up. Right in front of her, flat out burn it to the ground.

[Drewet88]

Originally Posted by BleedDodge

For a flat tire? That's like a head for a fingernail if anything.

Just ask the guy in the engine swap stress release thread.

Holla!!!

I would normally say ignore her but come on coolant in the engine for a flat tire?
a lil overkill maybe?

But sugar in the gas tank for coolant in the engine thats pretty even..

But if you have to do something I would vote for loosening her engine mounts just enough so the next time she goes to start her car her engine just falls to the floor.

And then tell your friend not to park his car anywhere around her for a while just park a block or two away.

And you should still shave her head or at least an eyebrow.

[Knifeblade]

I can just see the big, strapping police officer bringing out his handcuffs to apply to you

[tubjub]

yeah. this situation really sucks. just don't know what to do. its gotta be a one time thing, and get the job done the first time, without the finger being pointed at us. we were thinking about draining a good amount of the oil out and letting her drive it with what's left of that sludged up amount of water oil and antifreeze in her crankcase. but i don't know

[clawhammer]

Take off her oil filter. Wear gloves so it can't be proven it was you. The damage will only happen down the road, away from your house.

[sameintheend01]

dude, best idea stolen from a video. get someone to hook up the brake light with the horn so when ever she brakes, she honks!

[tubjub]

i already did that to someone else's car... cept it was on a toyota and everytime they turned their high beams on the horn started blaring

[Oz]

Why don't you take out a Personals Ad in the local paper? Seeking: ANYTHING because: DESPERATE. Include her cell number.

You can dream up the rest, surely.

[quteasabutton]

Originally Posted by Oz

Why don't you take out a Personals Ad in the local paper? Seeking: ANYTHING because: DESPERATE. Include her cell number.

You can dream up the rest, surely.

haha genius!

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by Oz

Why don't you take out a Personals Ad in the local paper? Seeking: ANYTHING because: DESPERATE. Include her cell number.

You can dream up the rest, surely.

Then chop all her hair off.

[AlbanyCartel]

Originally Posted by tubjub

alright look...

i am gettin kinda tired of my friends sister... like really tired. and i'm at my wits end for shit to get her back with.

she has constantly stolen money...cigarettes.... and a few other unmentionable things.

and to top it off she had a flat tire the other day and she blamed it on us (when we had nothing to do with it) sooo.. she decided to put a nice screw into my friends tire and caused us to have a flat.

wow,

she needs to be done up the butt
STAT!

[nissan_240sx]

lol

[tubjub]

damn, i didn't realize my fellow af'ers could think of such treachery