EVERYONE'S most embarassing moments!

[elementskater15]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

I'm running to them trying to get laid.

mini pimp

[vinnym86]

yeah but... stewie's gay.

[elementskater15]

stewie's the shit. thats all i need to say

[vinnym86]

yeah, he's hilarious, i love family guy... but he is gay...

[Damien]

I'm with you Dave, nothing embarassing. Shit, i do stupid all the time on purpose. so whats a good one though??? i'll have to think about it...

[Rally Sport]

Im on the same boat as Toksin.. so yeah..

[MagicRat]

Some of my most embarrasing moments involved getting it on with my g/f:

1. Doing it in my car and the cops show up!

2. Almost doing it in my car and our Episcopal minister shows up.
(that was the last time we used the church parking lot late at night.

3. My g/f is on her kitchen table (of all places) with me, Sat night 2 am and her MOTHER walks in.
(Her strict Catholic-Italian mother from NYC........)
At least we still had most of our clothes on........

I had to marry the girl just to get some peace.

[Rally Sport]

You know, marriage is punishment for stealing in some countries..

[xviciousx]

I do a lot of stupid shit on purpose, but there is one time that comes to mind that was horrid for me...


I was walking my old dog a few years back. I met this hot chick in the neighborhood over and I'm talkin to her outside her house. While I'm talking I fail to notice my dog taking a shit on her yard.

Didn't go over too well but I did get her number.

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

Some of my most embarrasing moments involved getting it on with my g/f:

1. Doing it in my car and the cops show up!

2. Almost doing it in my car and our Episcopal minister shows up.
(that was the last time we used the church parking lot late at night.

3. My g/f is on her kitchen table (of all places) with me, Sat night 2 am and her MOTHER walks in.
(Her strict Catholic-Italian mother from NYC........)
At least we still had most of our clothes on........

I had to marry the girl just to get some peace.

[vinnym86]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

Some of my most embarrasing moments involved getting it on with my g/f:

1. Doing it in my car and the cops show up!

2. Almost doing it in my car and our Episcopal minister shows up.
(that was the last time we used the church parking lot late at night.

3. My g/f is on her kitchen table (of all places) with me, Sat night 2 am and her MOTHER walks in.
(Her strict Catholic-Italian mother from NYC........)
At least we still had most of our clothes on........

I had to marry the girl just to get some peace.

niiice.

Originally Posted by Rally Sport 92

You know, marriage is punishment for stealing in some countries..

nice followup,

Originally Posted by Muscletang

even nicer followup

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

Some of my most embarrasing moments involved getting it on with my g/f:

1. Doing it in my car and the cops show up!

2. Almost doing it in my car and our Episcopal minister shows up.
(that was the last time we used the church parking lot late at night.

3. My g/f is on her kitchen table (of all places) with me, Sat night 2 am and her MOTHER walks in.
(Her strict Catholic-Italian mother from NYC........)
At least we still had most of our clothes on........

I had to marry the girl just to get some peace.

Lol reminds me of new years. For some reason my gf and i are in the bathroom together, i have no idea what we WERE actually going in there for. Well we started going at it, next thing i know my friend Nate knocks on the door, "hurry up i have to shit" we both burst out laughing. Finished, walked out and i couldnt keep a straight face for the life of me when i left and looked at him.

Note* about 2 weeks before this i had a party and we starting going at it on the same bed as Nate 5 minutes after he fell asleep.

[vinnym86]

here's a story that's not embarrassing, but dustin just reminded me of.

its about the first time i ever ate brownies. So, i chomped some down, and watched a movie, pregamed and went out to the bars. turns out i was not expecting the type of effect from eating weed than smoking it. i ended up just standing there... to cut down on a long story of me just standing there, all the guys i came with got some sluts to bring home. (sry if that offended any women here, but i'm not changing that... they were downright dirty, trashy hos.)
We go back to a friend's place, where we all pick a spot in the living room to sleep. i'm on a lazy boy, just chilling, hitting the bong a couple times, when i hear my buddy Nate and his gf start going at it about 2 feet on my right on the long couch. my firend Tbag starts goin at it about 6 feet in front of me on the love couch with some girl, and my buddy Chris starts fucking some fat chick about a foot to my left on the floor.
... i must say, it was a little surreal, all you heard was heavy breathing, moaning, heavy breathing, slapping, moaning, spark, bubble bubble bubble, exhale, moaning, heavy breathing... i was in the middle of a fucking endurance race! good fun, those freshman college days. i'm sure there was info there some might not have wanted, but, w/e, stfu. it's 3 in the morning and i felt like sharing.

[Blackcrow64]

Originally Posted by vinnym86

here's a story that's not embarrassing, but dustin just reminded me of.

its about the first time i ever ate brownies. So, i chomped some down, and watched a movie, pregamed and went out to the bars. turns out i was not expecting the type of effect from eating weed than smoking it. i ended up just standing there... to cut down on a long story of me just standing there, all the guys i came with got some sluts to bring home. (sry if that offended any women here, but i'm not changing that... they were downright dirty, trashy hos.)
We go back to a friend's place, where we all pick a spot in the living room to sleep. i'm on a lazy boy, just chilling, hitting the bong a couple times, when i hear my buddy Nate and his gf start going at it about 2 feet on my right on the long couch. my firend Tbag starts goin at it about 6 feet in front of me on the love couch with some girl, and my buddy Chris starts fucking some fat chick about a foot to my left on the floor.
... i must say, it was a little surreal, all you heard was heavy breathing, moaning, heavy breathing, slapping, moaning, spark, bubble bubble bubble, exhale, moaning, heavy breathing... i was in the middle of a fucking endurance race! good fun, those freshman college days. i'm sure there was info there some might not have wanted, but, w/e, stfu. it's 3 in the morning and i felt like sharing.

That was one of the greatest stories ever! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

[Rally Sport]

Damn, that just gave me the funniest thought in my head.. these guys all going at it, and one with a fat chick and you're just hitting up the bong..