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these seem familiar im thinking they may be from a book i read or something, either way good stuff! very funny
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I sent these to Alex, and I made sure to bold and enlarge the one for Starbucks

According to that rule he is a huge asshole.
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You can thank Bill Maher for New Rules, and his writters. All very hilarious.
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hahaha great stuff
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HELL YEAH! That was a funny episode.
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nice post, actually LOL'ed at a few.
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Very good. Kind of brightened up a depressing day.
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Kat, you are a true goddess!! Those were funny as hell!!
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lol!!!
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Re: New rules for everything
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New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will
do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't care
in the first place.
i know, "18 months" what the fuck? just say one-and-a-half.

it's like me asking what the time is and someone saying "786 minutes".
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KatWoman for Presi....dent??









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Re: New rules for everything
New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is
introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square,
with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom.
And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it,
his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations,
Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis


Best by far i think
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lol, great stuff
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bahaha bill maher is the man
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Re: Re: New rules for everything
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KatWoman for Presi....dent??









j/k

The country would go to hell because I am too busy looking for good jokes to post here....amongst trying to get to a million unfinished things, just in my own home
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