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Old 11-25-2005, 01:45 PM
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Re: Questions for the fellow men here.

tell him to fuck off, you dont talk to other guys in the restroom
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Re: Questions for the fellow men here.

i've got no problem with it except in those long 5 person urinals, that way i'm a little freakd out
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Re: Re: Questions for the fellow men here.

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i've got no problem with it except in those long 5 person urinals, that way i'm a little freakd out
I hate those things.. really makes you feel uncomfortable unless they got like some kind of design or the water is running from 5 different places into the drain hole so that it looks like a water musical that you're taking part in.
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I put up with it as far as "how you doing", "im good". Thats all thats needed for bathroom convo.
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Old 11-25-2005, 08:04 PM
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Or I love it when someone tries to remind me to wash my hands. I was in Walmart, taking a piss and some old dude walks up to the next stall and starts pissing. I finish up and walk out..."Hey, young man ,where I'm from we always wash our hands."

"Hey old dude, where I'm from we dont piss on our hands..."
that's some funny shit
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...thats three quotable comments... I'm on fire today!
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...thats three quotable comments... I'm on fire today!
Oi!

Do you mind? Im trying to piss here...
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Do you mind? Im trying to piss here...
Wow so you have a nice urinal setup infront of where you sit at by your computer? Thats amazing.
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Wow so you have a nice urinal setup infront of where you sit at by your computer? Thats amazing.
that would be awesome, never have to leave af
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Re: Questions for the fellow men here.

The worst is probably when your taking a poop and someone in the next stall comes running into the restroom. Into the stall next to you and just lets out a BOMB!!! Then after that he thinks it's ok to talk. All this time you are terying to hold your breath because you can't stand your own crap, then when someone else drops a shit splatter, it makes it 100 times worse. While trying to hold your breath you try not to laugh.

I know most guys when they are pooping ina public place, and someone comes in next to you and shits loudly, while you are, most of the time, trying to do it quietly, you start to smirk and want to laugh out loud.

Oh by the way the first paragraph has happened to me. It was so wrong.
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Re: Questions for the fellow men here.

hehe these are great..

This happened at work tonight (it's 4:30am just got home), I had to pee so I ran into the rest room (about 2:30ish) and the assistant General Manager was in there at the 5ft long pee thing, I was kinda nervous, I could hear his radio going off (security radio) and he started laughing, I was like "wtf mate". Then I thought, "Why does this situation remind me of something I've read", then I log onto AF and here it is, I actually made a thread about it and forgot... Woah I'm good. *hits head*
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Re: Questions for the fellow men here.

HAHA it happens all the time to me at school, ill just nod my head and be done with it, because if they keep talking ill get pissed off and tell em to fuck off
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It depends on the situation. At the truck stops they usually carry on breif and basic conversation. But if it is at school or any other place I rather piss in peace.
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This reminds me of that one episode on the Man Show. He holds out his hand to shake theirs, introducing himself, and pointing at midgets and saying how small their dicks are.
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Re: Re: Questions for the fellow men here.

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Who gives a shit if somebody talks to you... its just like standing on the street and somebody starts talking to you, are you gunna ignore them? As long as they aint looking at your equipment or hitting on you. I dont see how its any different


Unless your scared your gunna get homosexual feelings cause your holding your dick while talking to another man lol
I agree. Some are just insecure of their sexuality and thus fee threaten being talked to in such a private environment. The way I see it is if you are in a regular bathroom where the urinals have a partial partition between you and theother guy, who cares if he starts talking to you, even if you glance at the guy (like you would normally do out in the street when talking to someone) that partition blocks you from seeing the other guys privates. Then again, on the other side of the coin, if someone talks to you while using those European type communal urinal basins that nothing blocks your view, I can see just staring at the wall and avoiding anyone or any talk, those things have no privacy whatsoever.

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Ah, happens in my high school all the time.
"How's it goin?"
"Dude, I'm in the middle of letting pee drain from my dick, leave me alone."

Or I love it when someone tries to remind me to wash my hands. I was in Walmart, taking a piss and some old dude walks up to the next stall and starts pissing. I finish up and walk out..."Hey, young man ,where I'm from we always wash our hands."

"Hey old dude, where I'm from we dont piss on our hands..."
I usually don't say this to another member, but you dude are an idiot.
Just because you don't get pee on your hands does not indicate that you are germ free or disease free. lets say for instance the dude before you does have some contagious infectious disease that can be transmitted. He goes to pee, does not wash his hands and touches the flush handle. You do the same and touch the very flush handle or even the door knob. Viola, you just got it. Washing your hands is one of the most effective ways to reduce the spread of infectious diseases.
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