motor going in the maro

[Rally Sport]

Originally Posted by Matt365

i wonder what a 4th gen firebird would look like primered grey....

IMO I dont think it would really look that good, something about it being newer that it doesnt have that mean, but sleeper to the untrained eye look.

500 bucks though for a Camaro.. that sounds pretty good. I think the Camaro is Berlinetta because of the 3 slots in the front but im not sure.

[Earlsfat]

Originally Posted by balls_to_the_wall

I agree, Primered cars look awsome. Hey Jim, ya got any more good stories about Earl? I've been kinda missing them, I still remember when you said he had a "loose" asshole and kept stinkin up the house, and you kept feeding him brusselsprouts. That had me laughing for along time.

-Ryan

Well, a short one, and it's not really a story but... I might have put this one up before but...

Why Earl can be grouchy: Rotties are black and rust/gold. Their bellies are gold rust. The end of their dicks (males obviously) have a black on it, looks kind of like a black cotton ball sized dot. Which my kids think is hysterical... and step on.

[balls_to_the_wall]

Your kid steps on Earl????

[Earlsfat]

Well, part of him anyway. You can tell by the enraged, defeated, pitiful yelp of pain that reverberates through the walls, foundation and very earth itself that someone just stomped on his willie.

[Xenostalgia]

You or Earl?

[Earlsfat]

Earl. Hell I'd be happy if I was laying down and my dork was so big that someone stepped on it if they weren't careful.

[SG007]

Originally Posted by Earlsfat

Earl. Hell I'd be happy if I was laying down and my dork was so big that someone stepped on it if they weren't careful.

(yours, i mean....i could do without seeing earl's pride and joy....)

[Link85x]

Looks alot like my berli.

[Earlsfat]

uhoh... looks like yet another thread has slipped over the edge of decency.

You've heard of that saying... I'll never tell while the sun's till shining??? Well... forget that. You'll never know as long as I'm married. Unless I'm really drunk. And horny. And drunk. And no-one's looking. And I'm feeling really big. And drunk. And my wife is in at least 8 time zones away. And drunk.

[SG007]

hahaha

[Link85x]

Jim, love the sig and you are still the funniest mofo here. How's things with the Red Rocket?

[SG007]

Originally Posted by Link85x

How's things with the Red Rocket?

which one?

[Rally Sport]

Damn so you got to be 3 times as drunk off your ass AND you're wife has to be on the other side of the world almost, AND ALSO drunk? Wow, sucks for you SG.

[Earlsfat]

Well... ok, a pack of smokes, a six pack and a tank of gas and I'll do pretty much anything. And if I get drunk, you better look out, because I do it right. Usually forget everything that happens, at least the bad stuff. I'm the kind of happy drunk that stories are made from.

Red Rocket??? You mean RED DEATH. Sumbitch is like a damned vampire... resting in a friggin coffin called my god-damned garage. That prick. Buy yourself a friggin machine and the fucker craps out in like 500 miles. Makes me feel like driving a damned fence post through it heart. (Imagine seeing that driving next to you... Maro, with a giant stake haning out the middle of the hood, a dog wearing one of those old leather aviator helmets and goggles parked next to it with a funnel from his ass into the intake, a bowl of brussells sprouts duct taped in front of him, and me with an oxygen mask and a cigarette, eyes watering and coughing my ass off as I pass you, swerving all over the place. HAH!! Good one.. have to try that sometime.)

[greesemunkee7]

yeah. how do you tell for sure if its a berlinetta? ive never even heard of a cs. here is a pic of an 84 dragster that has the exact same body as mine i found lingering around the internet