Going in for surgery

[twospirits]

Damn buddy. How the hell did I miss this thread. Oh well. Glad everything came out okay. I swear this must be the month of surgeries. I'm going in next week for mine.

Oh and btw, no monkey sex pics, please. (Unless its with a midget)

TS out

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by twospirits

Oh and btw, no monkey sex pics, please. (Unless its with a midget)

Well she is only 5'2... does that qualify?


What are you going in for Dave?


Here's a pic of my knee.... Don't scroll down if you're easily disturbed... it's kind of gross, im warning you...

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[travis712]

You are gonna own your friends when you show off scars. Congrats.

[958Rocky]

holy crap, did you make it that size so we could use it as wallpaper?

glad to hear the surgery/sex went well.

[2.2 Straight six]

'the hell kinda phone do you have to take such big pics ? shame about the nurses, chelsea an westminster......woooo......damn they were all fit an goo lookers. but "back in action" is hospital ? impressive.

glad to hear you're ok now. i trust you'll claim revenge on the bastard that buggered your leg.

[twospirits]

Originally Posted by 958Rocky

holy crap, did you make it that size so we could use it as wallpaper?

glad to hear the surgery/sex went well.

yeah I can see someone using that as a wallpaper. Actually it looks like a pork loin if you ask me. Pork, the other white meat.

Well Jay, I am going in for foot surgery, Hallux Rigidus to be more precise. So at my age (42) and with the active lifestyle I have (almost none, just sitting and playing with AF all day) They are just only going to do a Cheilectomy, but if they find its really bad after opening me up they might have to do a joint replacement. So I can be out for 3 weeks, (Yeah, no work) or maybe even longer (if a joint replacement is done).
This is what it should be..

This is when its starts being bad..

and this is how it is now with me...

Now, the thing that bothers me is not the surgery or the recovery, but if I have this at this early stage, what the hell lies ahead when I get older. Yikes.
This site shows you the surgery pics of how they are going to do it. Be warned, its graphic. Not for the blood squemish.
All I can say is this,...
Thanks mom, thanks dad. dog gone "pass me crap down thru their genes" bastards.

Anyway, again, glad it went well for you. as for this...

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

'the hell kinda phone do you have to take such big pics ?

Yeah, what phone do you have. its quite clear.


TS out (of commission)

[jcsaleen]

Best of luck man!

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

Well she is only 5'2... does that qualify?

nope, gotta be 4'11" to be an official midget apparently. it seems you're not having midget sex.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by 958Rocky

holy crap, did you make it that size so we could use it as wallpaper?

Makes a change from supercars and naked chicks

Originally Posted by 958Rocky

glad to hear the surgery/sex went well.

Thanks. Hopefully i wont have done any permanent damage

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

'the hell kinda phone do you have to take such big pics ?

Sony Ericssson W800i. 2MP camera. That pic wasnt even taken on 'fine' resolution. There are some other nice pictures on there which you won't be seeing

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

shame about the nurses, chelsea an westminster......woooo......damn they were all fit an goo lookers. but "back in action" is hospital ? impressive.

Yeah, it was a shame about the nurses... thats why the gf had to be summoned. Doctors ands nurses were coming in and out of the room at such a rate that im astonished no one walked in while we were at it.. unless they heard through the door

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

glad to hear you're ok now. i trust you'll claim revenge on the bastard that buggered your leg.

How shall i put it... the very thought of that is 'motivating me'

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by twospirits

yeah I can see someone using that as a wallpaper. Actually it looks like a pork loin if you ask me. Pork, the other white meat.

Well Jay, I am going in for foot surgery, Hallux Rigidus to be more precise. So at my age (42) and with the active lifestyle I have (almost none, just sitting and playing with AF all day) They are just only going to do a Cheilectomy, but if they find its really bad after opening me up they might have to do a joint replacement. So I can be out for 3 weeks, (Yeah, no work) or maybe even longer (if a joint replacement is done).
This is what it should be..

This is when its starts being bad..

and this is how it is now with me...

Now, the thing that bothers me is not the surgery or the recovery, but if I have this at this early stage, what the hell lies ahead when I get older. Yikes.
This site shows you the surgery pics of how they are going to do it. Be warned, its graphic. Not for the blood squemish.
All I can say is this,...
Thanks mom, thanks dad. dog gone "pass me crap down thru their genes" bastards.

Anyway, again, glad it went well for you. as for this...Yeah, what phone do you have. its quite clear.


TS out (of commission)

Wow.... that looks quite gruesome... Good luck with that man, i hope everything goes ok

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by 2.2 Straight six

nope, gotta be 4'11" to be an official midget apparently. it seems you're not having midget sex.

Damn.... Ill text her immediately to tell her things arent going to work out

[Jimster]

Jay, stop lying to us we all know you really went in for a sex change to be with a Mexican midget named Pedro.


Just tell us the truth and we'll respect you more.

[twospirits]

I guess we would have to stop calling him crayzayjay and instead say crayzayjaylina.

Oh have times have changed.

TS out (sending jaylina money to get herself a whole new wardrobe)

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by Jimster

Jay, stop lying to us we all know you really went in for a sex change to be with a Mexican midget named Pedro.


Just tell us the truth and we'll respect you more.

The results from the lab are back. I regret to inform you that you're not funny