What's The Funniest Thing A Co-Worker Said..In Front Of A Customer..?

[xviciousx]

When I worked at Blockbuster this woman had this child that was out of control and dude next to me said,

"If you don't wanna smack your kid around I'll do it for you"

[Officer Redneck]

I am a security officer at a mental hospital and developmental disability center. One day some people were lost and were asking directions when one of the mental patients came buy screaming at the voices in his head. The guy that was asking directions said "dude, are you fucking crazy?" and the patient turns around and says "why the hell do you think i'm here asshole!" The guy in the car disapeared like his ass was on fire. My Sarge and I laughed our asses off.

[Jonno]

Was at work doing the brakes on a VX with a Monaro bodykit, head lights and tail lights when my mate walked up and said "What kind of a dickhead would put a Monaro body kit on a V6 piece of shit like this?".

Then the customer and the service advisor walk around from the other side of the car right as I say "Ehh, him."

[-Josh-]

60 year old lady standing to my right, didn't even see her... i looked at my friend Jeremy in parts and said "that new sales lady has one VERY NICE ASS..."

[2003chevcav]

I am dying of laughter reading these posts, great thread!

I also work at a call center. Yesterday a co-worker who sits next to me was just finishing a call with a customer and was doing her closing - Normally the proper closing is "Is there anyhing else i can do for you today?" - Well instead, she said "Is there anything esle I can do to you today?". I don't think the customer caught it and just said no, thats everyting. We were cracking up, and another co-worker says :Now THAT"S going above and beyond for the customer". Good times indeed.

[351Cougar]

I work at McDonalds and late at night in the drive thru it can get way slow so we always have a little fun. Last weekend me my manager (rip ) and my friend were giving out "mystery cups" to the 758th customer and every couple cars were the 758th customers lol and the others were told they just missed it haha they got pissed when they found out they didnt win. The looks on their faces were priceless as we told them yesterdays winners got $80 in gold coins in their mystery cups and when they opened theirs all it had was some ketchup packets. One time a customer complained because we had no ice cream, my manager (rip ) told her hed go freeze up some milk for her. Also me and my friend take turns handing out orders and mess up on purpose so we can yell at eachother in front of the customer. Theres more random things we do every day but I just cant remember them.

[turtlecrxsi]

Originally Posted by 351Cougar

I work at McDonalds and late at night in the drive thru it can get way slow so we always have a little fun. Last weekend me my manager (rip ) and my friend were giving out "mystery cups" to the 758th customer and every couple cars were the 758th customers lol and the others were told they just missed it haha they got pissed when they found out they didnt win. The looks on their faces were priceless as we told them yesterdays winners got $80 in gold coins in their mystery cups and when they opened theirs all it had was some ketchup packets. One time a customer complained because we had no ice cream, my manager (rip ) told her hed go freeze up some milk for her. Also me and my friend take turns handing out orders and mess up on purpose so we can yell at eachother in front of the customer. Theres more random things we do every day but I just cant remember them.

It's bad enough McDonalds fucks up orders but that employees actually do it on purpose... go watch "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas... very justified...

[ec437]

Originally Posted by 351Cougar

I work at McDonalds and late at night in the drive thru it can get way slow so we always have a little fun. Last weekend me my manager (rip ) and my friend were giving out "mystery cups" to the 758th customer and every couple cars were the 758th customers lol and the others were told they just missed it haha they got pissed when they found out they didnt win. The looks on their faces were priceless as we told them yesterdays winners got $80 in gold coins in their mystery cups and when they opened theirs all it had was some ketchup packets. One time a customer complained because we had no ice cream, my manager (rip ) told her hed go freeze up some milk for her. Also me and my friend take turns handing out orders and mess up on purpose so we can yell at eachother in front of the customer. Theres more random things we do every day but I just cant remember them.

If I worked at mcdonalds I would screw up on purpose. I would do things like put ice cream cones in the bag with the rest of the food.

[-Davo]

Originally Posted by Jonno

Was at work doing the brakes on a VX with a Monaro bodykit, head lights and tail lights when my mate walked up and said "What kind of a dickhead would put a Monaro body kit on a V6 piece of shit like this?".

Then the customer and the service advisor walk around from the other side of the car right as I say "Ehh, him."

hahhahahaha OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA pwnt hahaha fantastic, I love it.

I agree though, a Monaro kit on a V6 VX is just st00pid.

We use to fuck up orders at dominos, the problem with that if it has to be remade (which is 90% of the time) the customer has to wait a minium 10 minutes for it to be cooked again, rather than 30 seconds for the plastic to melt together on a Macca's burger. If it was delivered they had to wait another 25-30 minutes, which is bad when you get to the door, us Drivers had to cop the bullshit, fuck you asshole.

[uranium235powered]

Man...I just love this thread...all the stories crack me up.

I live with my Aunt for the time being, and she wonders why I'm laughing at 2:00 in the morning

[imtheoneandonlyD]

Originally Posted by -Davo

hahhahahaha OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA pwnt hahaha fantastic, I love it.

I agree though, a Monaro kit on a V6 VX is just st00pid.

We use to fuck up orders at dominos, the problem with that if it has to be remade (which is 90% of the time) the customer has to wait a minium 10 minutes for it to be cooked again, rather than 30 seconds for the plastic to melt together on a Macca's burger. If it was delivered they had to wait another 25-30 minutes, which is bad when you get to the door, us Drivers had to cop the bullshit, fuck you asshole.

Yeah delivering the screwed up shit sucks because they always try to take it out on you. Where i deliver the drivers dont have anything to do with making the food. (carbones', small franchise in MN/WI). That makes it worse because the person tries to put the blame on me, which is when i just treat them like idiots and tell them i dont touch the food. I just bring it to them.

Couples weeks ago i deliverd to this middle aged lady. I walked up to her door, she looks at me like im stupid. She then asks if i got lost trying to find her house. Now she orders alot so i know exactly where it is and had no trouble getting there. I told her no, and that we were busy hence her 1 hour estimated wait time. Then she tried to tell me i told her on the phone 20 minutes wait. Which isnt possible, the lowest we go is 45 minutes. She tried to yell at me saying i was slow so i just looked right at here and said, " Fine, dont order anymore, no ones going to miss your 50 cent tips anyway" and left. As far as i know she hasnt ordered since, good.

[flatlander757]

My last night working at Sonic, my manager went into the bathroom... so I picked up a headset(I was actually a kitchen guy ) and answered. I took thier order and all, then you're supposed to try and upsell something. Something along the lines of "Would you like to try some fries, tots, or mozzarella sticks... etc etc" I said "Would you like to add an order of onion rings, mozzarella sticks, or a happy ending?"

As far as I know it's only me and one other guy who know about that. I guess the lady ordering didn't catch what I said

[Rally Sport]

What if the person said yes to the happy ending?

[Shpyder]

Customer-- "Do you serve shrimps here?"

Worker --"Sit down mate, we serve anyone!"

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Shpyder

Customer-- "Do you serve shrimps here?"

Worker --"Sit down mate, we serve anyone!"

so simple but it brilliant !