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#16
09-08-2005, 03:08 PM
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Re: me so horny
dude i'm totally feeling you on that topic. On my dad's side of the family, we've got sexual drives the size of an sherman tank....and combine that with my job as a grocery clerk at shaw's...i constantly see beautiful women daily, and i've lost count as to how many women i've wanted to just bang in the middle of the aisles daily...not only that but when i'm on the T...DEAR GOD!!!!!! i have wanted to bend women over the seats on the green line and shag them risky business style.....i really need to get laid.....and before you say "why don't you handle it by yourself?" that shit doesn't help me any so shut up...
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#17
09-08-2005, 03:13 PM
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lol I would hate to be a guy. I have a high sex drive as it is.....I really do feel for you boys......lmfao....
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#18
09-08-2005, 04:33 PM
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09-08-2005, 04:56 PM
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The girls around the campus at my school are gorgeous. I go to a branch of the state university about 10 minutes away, so I just commute back and forth (the school doesn't have dorms anyways -- so that's not an option for me) which makes it even harder to approach any of these girls, because it's not like I have an excuse to get to know them (like a party or something.) Add to that the fact that I'm one of those guys cursed with the mentality that holds me back from just going after girls for a one-nighter or whatever (I can't justify getting busy with a girl unless there's more to it than that.) Which, combined with the fact that the last few years of my life have been very busy and fraught with numerous obstacles designed to handicap my love life, makes me the only guy I know still on the V-team (and every one of my friends rag on me for it )
 You think YOU so horny? HAH! Try going 23 YEARS!! Holy crap, it's like I'm still friggin' 16 -- and you girls aren't making it any easier on me, what with the sitting in front of me and bending over in the seat to grab books or a pen... you know DAMN WELL that your thong is hanging out! ARGHHH!!! 
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09-08-2005, 05:11 PM
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I used to be the same way. Used to being the key phrase. Now i dont wanna get busy with a girl if theres is going to be more to it than that! Nooooooooo thank you. I dont want to know your name I just want, BANG BANG BANG! I dont want relationship I just want, BANG BANG BANG! I dont want to talk to you I just want, BANG BANG BANG!
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09-08-2005, 05:20 PM
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09-08-2005, 07:18 PM
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09-08-2005, 10:43 PM
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Lol, this is a good thread...
Steel...be glad your like this man, hell it's your manhood bro.. From what i've heard, you lose your "mojo" from like 26-34....THEN it comes back, and you wanna bang EVERY 20 year old chick that exists...hence cheating on wives etc... As far as the whole "couldn't get it up" thing....that always FUCKS with a mans mind.. I posted a thread here like 3 months back about how i COULDN'T get it "up" when i was getting a hot lap dance at a strip club.......reason being, seriously, i had 6 beers, had to piss like a race horse...AND i shaved the carrot real good like 5 hours before... I didn't KNOW i'd be getting a lap dance, my boss (good friend) said that was my early xmas bonus....and i was like OH FUCK i can't have her do it...after the dance i felt like a useless puppy...a sad mofo...... Wow...got off on a rant there..jeez....
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09-09-2005, 01:03 AM
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what's even worse is that a year ago i was having sex on average 4 times a day...and now that i haven't been getting any for a while, i've just been going nuts.....sure people are like "why don't you try to control it?" here's a news flash YOU CAN'T!!!!!!! and if you don't perform the necessary maintennance you'd have to walk with a third leg! i mean damn am i glad that i have to wear an apron at my job or else i would be fired just for having a fucking tent in my pants throughout the whole shift
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09-11-2005, 08:39 PM
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09-11-2005, 09:02 PM
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09-11-2005, 09:11 PM
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Finger fuckin... that seems so... 9th grade lol. I donno if i could go through with that shit with college girsl. And 99% of them wouldnt let me anyway - I'm a proffessional mechanic, therefore my hands are always stained from work as i'm not the kind that wears gloves when I do it.
This past weekend there were plenty of girls ready to bang, but i was shrooming, so sex was completely out of the equasion. My new rule is to not trip amongst hot women, mainly becasue i can't fuck em, but also because i scare most of them away when i seem like a crack addict. On another note - this past weekend; When i was there before, i had met this girl named..uh.. G. She's really cool, nice, cute, and has a smokin body. Well, my buddy at the time had just broken up with his girlfriend and seemed to be having kind of a tough time. Not terrible, but he mentioned wanting to get back wither her, and how she's awesome and stuff, yadda yadda. Well this past weekend when i was tripping, we go to G's room, and within 5 minutes, she's sitting on his lap, playing with his hair, all that crap. Though I had no intention of any sexual endeavors for that night, i was still like "WTF" in my head. How does this kid ALWAYS get the chicks that *I* wanna bang? Meh, not a big deal, just something I thought would fill this space nicely.
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