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Old 07-29-2005, 04:45 PM
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Re: Funny Sayings

"Thats what she told me last night" You would be surpised how easy it is to use this phrase. For example if someone says "Damn, this is really hard" it works there just fine.
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Re: Funny Sayings

its colder then a witch's tit wearing a brass bra in december
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"Whatever tickles your pickle"

My friend told me that, I couldnt stop laughing but then I wondered if she was serious.
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"Whatever tickles your pickle"

My friend told me that, I couldnt stop laughing but then I wondered if she was serious.
maybe she wants to tickle your pickle
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Re: Funny Sayings

LMAO,.................that was hillarious!!
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Re: Re: Funny Sayings

"its a titty bit nipply"
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Re: Funny Sayings

hehe, muscletang, i like the lowering your standards one.

"Damn, your hogging all the ugly"
^That has gotten me slapped at parties, though i proceeded to laugh my ass off.
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Me: Can I have your number?
Girl: Drop dead loser!
Me: Come on lower your standards a little......I did.
Haha, I like this one.
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Re: Funny Sayings

When someone says "It's a tit bit nipply",
respond with, "Yea, I wish it was hooter"

you guys have some good ones, I was rollin....
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Shake it don't break it,
took your mom nine months to make it,
put it in the car, I'll take it!
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When someone calls out any female by their name and the female screams out "I'm Coming"

I scream out , "That's a first"

Works great in the office.

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Twat? I cunt hear you.
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Twat? I cunt hear you.
I have an ear in fucktion.
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ill give u a nickel to tickle my pickle
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