Special Parking

[illegal_eagle187]

they know they're not suppose to park there, it has red paint along the curb and says DO NOT PARK IN FIRE LANE, ill laugh if the fire truck slams into their car and they come out like.."what the fuck?"

[Muscletang]

Just wait until they come out of the store, look right at them and say "enjoy your parking spot ASSHOLE!?!" Then spit a big loogy on their car and walk away.

[whttrshpunk]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

Just wait until they come out of the store, look right at them and say "enjoy your parking spot ASSHOLE!?!" Then spit a big loogy on their car and walk away.

That freaking made me laugh out loud. I manage a supermarket, and it is rather annoying when people disregard the safety of others, not to mention put us at risk for getting fined by the fire department, just because they're lazy. But then again, I've lost all faith in humanity so it really doesn't surprise me anymore. People as a whole have become so self-centered and absorbed in their own little pieces of reality that they can no longer think critically or rationalize simple situations or events. Sorry, I get carried away...

[pnoiSR20]

I know how u feel man. I used to drop off my sister for dance practice and all these mofos just block the drop off area because there fucking parking there. It just pisses me off that this shit happends.

[Rally Sport]

I wish I saw what sivic did, surrounding the car with shopping carts.

[ec437]

I think this picture is relevant to the topic:

[Rally Sport]

But did they really go through the window?

[ToyTundra]

people do that all the time along the sides of a narrow stretch of a starbucks parking lot. I'm usually outside, so i just talk real loud about:

1. How many open spots there are
2. How their POS car isn't worth parking (its usually a cheap ass Chrys-I mean mercedes).
3. Debate deflating their tires.
4. Finish off with some personal attacks (if there's time).

They are usualy sitting at a nearby table and give me a dirty look as they are leaving. I get bored easily

[ec437]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport 92

But did they really go through the window?

well it sure looks like it!

[sivic02]

Originally Posted by ToyTundra

people do that all the time along the sides of a narrow stretch of a starbucks parking lot. I'm usually outside, so i just talk real loud about:

1. How many open spots there are
2. How their POS car isn't worth parking (its usually a cheap ass Chrys-I mean mercedes).
3. Debate deflating their tires.
4. Finish off with some personal attacks (if there's time).

They are usualy sitting at a nearby table and give me a dirty look as they are leaving. I get bored easily

Ah yes, the hardcore local starbucks customers. Me and my gang of wild rebels usually try to steer clear of the starbucks brawls, joe turtleneck and the yuppies usually pack quite the harsh comeback making remarks about our social status and lack of BMW's. Dont mind me, i have beef with starbucks.

[AlmostStock]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport 92

But did they really go through the window?

Look close and you will see the broken glass on the street. Fire fighters will not hesitate to do what ever is necessary to get the job done. I imagine after sitting around waiting for a call they probably love the opportunity for this kind of action, especially on a beamer!