Pick up lines : The First Draft

[YogsVR4]

Funny stuff

[want a supra]

Has any one heard this one "You may not be the prittiest thing here, but beauty is just a light switch away." no, ok.

[Toksin]

Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.

Actual LOL!

[Gohan Ryu]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

"You must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you." -Quagmire

Should be translated to:

"You must be a parking ticket, or some other kind of punishable offense".

[Sen Sen]

I hope this doesn't offend anyone!

"Please don't make this rape charge into a murder!"

"I may not be the best looking guy in this bar..... but i'm the only one talking to YOU!"

[drewh4386]

"Save water, shower with a me."

"You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy."
"
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread."

"I love every bone in your body, especially mine!"

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by Gohan Ryu

Should be translated to:

"You must be a parking ticket, or some other kind of punishable offense".

Nah. The original is funny.

[ct91rs]

Here's a lame one, but I only heard it once and thought it was kinda funny;

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?







Enough to break the ice...

[TexasF355F1]

Another I just remembered:

Guy: I bet I can guess your weight.
Girl: How?
Guy: By picking you up tonight.
Girl: Laughs
After she laughs, if she does you conclude it with
Guy: I like the original line better.
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: How much?

Never used this but my dads friend said he used it quite a bit and it worked nearly everytime. They couldn't keep from cracking a smile.

[Muscletang]

"Baby you're like a sharpie marker, you're fine and to the point."

[sidewayzS13]

from tucker max
guy: are you married?
girl: yes
guy: is it a happy marriage?
then take it from there if she says no your in

[RickwithaTbird]

^uhh... no.

I like the windex one the best, because everyone expects to her "because I can see myself in your pants"

heres a funny one I never forget

"Is that a paycheck in your back pocket? Cuz I would love to tax that ass"

[drvngstorm05]

anyone ever tried "i'm lost, please take me home with you"

i have a shirt that says that, and i have yet to be taken home....

[Gohan Ryu]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

Nah. The original is funny.

The original is funny - but the humor in this thread (at least in the originating post) is about pick-up lines before they were perfected...when the author is trying different punchlines to make it funny.

hence the title of the thread..."The First Draft".

[2003chevcav]

Hi my name is Kamil, and I like intelligent girls...............with really huge boobs.