Blonde joke

[honda_racing101]

Haha! I loved all four of those.

[Franko914]

A blonde walks into a store and asks the man behind the counter, "How much for that TV?" The man replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to dumb blondes."

The blonde storms out, dyes her hair red, returns to the same store next day and asks again, "How much for that TV?" Again, the same reply, "Sorry, we don't sell to dumb blondes."

The redhead storms out, dyes her dark brown, returns to the same store next day and asks again, "How much for that TV?" Again, the same reply, "Sorry, we don't sell to dumb blondes."

Crying, she asks, "But how can you TELL that I'm a blonde?"

"That's a microwave" comes the reply.

[-Davo]

^^^ hahaha! good one, I liked it.

The first one was funny to!

[Franko914]

A blonde walks into an elevator and sees that a man is already in the car. After the door closes, the blonde says to the man, "T.G.I.F." The man looks at the blonde and says, "S.H.I.T."

The blonde, "a little confused," pauses, then again, says, "T.G.I.F.!" with a slight annoyance in her voice. Again, the man looks at the blonde and says, "S.H.I.T."

The blonde then exclaims, "No! No! No! T.G.I.F. means Thank God It's Friday! DUUUHHH!!!" The man looks at the blonde and says, "S.H.I.T. means Sorry Honey It's Thursday."

[SeXy_AnGeL]

^^^^^ I do that all the time!!! hahahahha

[Franko914]

Originally Posted by SeXy_AnGeL

^^^^^ I do that all the time!!! hahahahha

Yeah, ME, too! Hahahahaha! Anyhow, no offence to anyone:

A blonde in a sports car is pulled over for speeding in the wee hours of the morning. The state trooper walks up to the window of the drop-dead gorgeuous, voluptuous about-to-pop-out-of-her-dress but obviously inebriated blonde and asks for her license and registration. The blonde fumbles around in her bag for a couple of minutes looking for her license while unconsciously juggling her jugs to the trooper's delight. The trooper, having looked up and down the highway, not seeing any traffic the whole time, cannot control himself any longer and pulls his zipper down while telling the blonde, "Here, here, let's try this instead..." The blonde looks at the trooper's salute and exclaims, "Oh, no!!! Not ANOTHER breathalyzer test!!!"

[-Josh-]

Two blondes walk into a bar, only one gets back up.

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by Z28Josh

Two blondes walk into a bar, only one gets back up.

I'm sure half the people that read that won't get it.

[crayzayjay]

I'd be worried if that were the case.

[Franko914]

In all fairness to dumb blondes...

Once upon a time, a female brain cell, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from, it seemed, far, far away...

"We're down here."

[crayzayjay]

Good one

Originally Posted by Z28Josh

Two blondes walk into a bar, only one gets back up.

I dont get it

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by Z28Josh

Two blondes walk into a bar, only one gets back up.

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by karmacae

I dont get it

Think about it...

[GritMaster]

You wouldn't happen to be blonde would you?

because I find it quite amusing.