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#16
04-28-2005, 10:32 AM
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Re: Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
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04-28-2005, 12:35 PM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
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 I agree. Natures remedy to stress. Works every time.
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04-29-2005, 02:48 PM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
killing the people under poverty leve, the drive-thru window operators at McDonalds would be in the worst position ever. I could see myself picking off a GOOD number of them. "Hey, uum... I asked for no onions. Is it really that hard? IS IT, BITCH?! IS IT THAT MOTHER FUCKING HARD TO LAY OFF THE GOD DAMNED ONIONS FOR ONE MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER?! ARE YOU REALLY THAT MUCH OF AN IN-FUCKING-CAPABLE DRONE THAT YOU CANT EVEN LAY OFF THE GOD DAMNED ARGH! BLAM... Now try putting onions on my damned DQP. Nobody messes with the DQP bitch."
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04-29-2005, 03:36 PM
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Keep it simple. No more taxes. Lazy fuckers starve and die. Anyone comes to touch my wife or I or our stuff learns just how hard a .44 feels going through their chest.
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#20
04-29-2005, 10:46 PM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
Dont forget, homeless people and hookers dont count as people so you can pick them off freely. Speaking of which whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? You cry when you chop up an onion! ...damn thats horrible... but seriously though theres not much point in killing a hooker because most of them are already dead inside.
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04-29-2005, 11:21 PM
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04-30-2005, 12:25 PM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
There are other languages, hitler the fascist dictator... heil hitler....yeah that whole thing, thats where it came from... so heil me!
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#23
04-30-2005, 12:42 PM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
Hail you??? OK...now, is this hail like the stones so n other words I can throw stones at you???
That gave me idea. Make death penalties harsher. Stone people to death or something. Makes sure it's very slow and painful that way no one does it or murderers become smarter to not get caught...
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05-01-2005, 11:26 AM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
like george carlin's stand-up on the death penalty. find it, download it. very funny shiznawt.
Man to deter them, like if a guy rapes a girl and kills her. Have a BIGASS life-sentence guy with a very intimidating name just bust a nut in whoever rapist asshole is. Then do it again the next day, which would be much worse than the first. No fixing. Let that bitch bleed. Then say if he shot the girl to kill her, shoot his kneecaps. Then shoot him with one of those little guns that takes people days to die from. Leave him in a brick room for a few days to suffer to death. No food either. No blankets. Nothing that he could kill himself with. If he suffocated her, stick his head under water continouously. Over and over. oull it up with engouh tim efor him to barely start inhaling and then stick it under again. He'll swallow water and eventually die. I bet the crime rate would drop like a fucking rock. Especially if it was televised.
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05-02-2005, 09:34 AM
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Ooh, sivic! can I be your second in command as long as I promise not to kill you? If I do, I promise I'll never do it again.
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05-02-2005, 02:31 PM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
i'll fucking kill you if you come anywhere near me.
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05-02-2005, 03:35 PM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
As long as you promise not to kill me twice....and you must bring me the heads of 3 hookers and a homeless guy who cant walk after his time in vietnam but walks to his spot on the street every day.
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#29
05-02-2005, 04:53 PM
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Re: Thats it, its settled, im taking over the world
Done! You know, there used to be a state law in missouri at some point that if you brought the head of a mormon to the state capital, you got $20 worth of gold. Then they dug it back up a few years ago and quickly dismissed the rule. I wonder... maybe we could sneak another few rules in...
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05-03-2005, 09:15 AM
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**** Goes off to join the Republican party.****
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