Senior Prom

[stoned_pimp420]

I hope no shit like this happens at my prom, although I already know that it's gonna suck from everything that I have heard from the people that went to it last year, I didn't even bother going to my Junior High Prom last year, I was too busy screwing with my vehicle to worry with the prom, and I had no date, but I'll attempt to have a killer after prom party though! My prom is April 29th and I graduate on May 23rd! yippie I finally get out of my hellhole High School!

[IIwhitexb0iII]

prom was april 16th and i graduate may 16th

`05 represent full force!

[talonsrock]

I feel bad 4 you. You seem really sweet. It's her problem if she didn't appreciate it. Forget her.
My prom sucked too. At the afterparty my date got really drunk and was all up on this nasty fat pasty chick. I left and he didn't even notice. Later he told me it was all cuz he was drunk but I agree with you guys... I can tell when a guy is ugly when I'm drunk.

[RickwithaTbird]

I know from experience that alcohol makes girls more attractive. I knew this one girl that I always thought was ugly, and I never had any type of attraction to her, but one night we were hangin out and drinking, and I started thinking to myself, "she dont really look all that bad", then I started thinking, "DAMN I must really be getting drunk".... Plus when Im drunk I dont mind dancing with fat chicks. Its a good trick to get into her circle of hot friends.

[Killswitch]

Life goes on, people. It's only high school. Prom is nothing to get upset about. Relationships these days don't last anyway. Just get hammered and have fun. But don't fuck anybody, cuz that shit will get you in situations you never want to see. Life goes on....

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by talonsrock

I feel bad 4 you. You seem really sweet. It's her problem if she didn't appreciate it. Forget her.
My prom sucked too. At the afterparty my date got really drunk and was all up on this nasty fat pasty chick. I left and he didn't even notice. Later he told me it was all cuz he was drunk but I agree with you guys... I can tell when a guy is ugly when I'm drunk.

What is it with you and losing guys to fat pasty white chicks? Or is this the same one?

[sivic02]

Originally Posted by Killswitch

But don't fuck anybody, cuz that shit will get you in situations you never want to see. Life goes on....

Dude its his senior prom, isnt part of the graduation requirements in High School that you bang like rabbits at your senior prom? I know before my graduation we had to hand in either a signed note from our sexual partner at prom or turn in photos/video proving that we indeed had sexual intercourse that night. I handed in one note from one girl and photos from another, needless to say I graduated top of my class....

[Damien]

^lol

Man, prom rocked for me and the after party only made it better. I wouldn't know about bad times but...I normally make everything into something.

You always have college to make up for high school. Although, I don't know how it will compare!

[Killswitch]

True, it is tradition at Prom to fuck anything in sight. But what if you get the girl pregnant? You'll end up with a bastard child that you'll have to raise on minimum wage, which can't be a pleasant experience to have to go through. Oh well, life's gonna suck if that happens to you. But hey, if you get lucky on Prom night, props to ya. My prom is coming up soon. God only knows what could happen............

[HogieGT-R]

my prom was ok, it was just the after prom stuff that sucked. i went with my g/f at the time, and we did cut a rug, (if i can find the pic, i'll show you guys) but after, it was like nobody wanted to really hang out, and a lot of the restaurants were closed even IHOP.....(who the hell closes an IHOP?!) so we just drove around, playing car tabg till 4 in the morning, i was hungry, and tired, so we both crashed at my place, me sleeping on the couch of course.


....anyways....

man that does suck, and if anything, just go out to clubs and whatnot when you're older. i hear it is quite fun

[sivic02]

Originally Posted by Killswitch

True, it is tradition at Prom to fuck anything in sight. But what if you get the girl pregnant?

You cant live your life in fear of what might happen or you wont experience anything worth living life for. Wearing a condom helps, dont go inside of her that works like a charm. You could possibly be on a bus and catch the ebola virus from someone, it is possible. Does that keep you from going outside? Hopefully not. I say everyone go out and fuck like rabbits, regardless of if its your prom night or not. I hereby declare this day April 21 National Have Sex With Anything That Walks Day* (Sponsored by Smirnoff)



*Having sex with animals, family members, insects etc. is not allowed nor viewed as acceptable under law except for in the following states: Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia. You must be 18 or older to participate in any group orgies or sex with more than 1 person at a time, please be responsible and wear protection.

[Killswitch]

Originally Posted by sivic02

Wearing a condom helps, dont go inside of her that works like a charm.

Yeah, but condoms don't always work. Staying out of her is the better solution.

[WickedNYCowboy]

It's posts and stories like his that make me glad I didn't waste my money on prom. Plus if I did go to mine the cops probably would have shown up. Several people from the high school have asked me to go with them cause they didn't have a date when I went to visit. I still have no interest in going at all.

[Gotti]

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

man that does suck

damn lol yours sounds like it sucked too

mine was good, after prom almost everybody got hotel rooms at the same hotel, so the hotel was party central. And another one across the street had mad people too. Me and my friends had rooms all beside each other it was fukin awesome

best night of my life... cant replace it

[uranium235powered]

Prom was the best thing in my life. I went last year, at age 15. Yeah, I was a sophmore, not a senior. Beat that. My date was a freshman. Aged 14. In high school. I was an exception though, because I was an exchange student. It was fun, but I didn't get to bang my date....which I really wanted to She has a hot body too....Damnit! If only I could drive, then it wouldn't be a problem, would it?

Not the best of quality, but here's my proof: