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#18
03-20-2002, 04:14 AM
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monty python rocks. maybe they would know of some good pranks to pull on cars. hmmm......
Scene 13 [clop clop clop clop] [eerie music] HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR: Who are you? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni! ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: The same! BEDEVERE: Who are they? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nuu-wom! RANDOM: Nuu-wom! ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us. ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want? HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: A what? HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We will find a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive! ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice. ARTHUR: Of course. HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive. ARTHUR: Yes. HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go!
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03-20-2002, 12:15 PM
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Well, if you ever wanna get viscious:
Bologna: cut out in letters or shapes and then stick it on the car and let it sit in on the sun  That always leaves some nice cutouts behind on the paint.Also, if you can get thier hood open, then tie a fish hook on some fishing wire and tie the string onto the part of the engine that goes down when you hit the gas. Then the hook goes down, but when they release their foot off the gas, the hook will come up but get stuck on something not completely shutting the gas off. And NO, I've never done either of these 
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03-20-2002, 02:43 PM
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my god the hook idea is simply viscious. your right. I like the idea if it weren't for the fact that the person is probably a bad driver and would crash. most people would think to pop into neutral. I doubt they would.
but thanks for the thought.
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03-20-2002, 07:08 PM
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03-21-2002, 04:53 AM
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if you haven't seen holy grail then your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry
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03-21-2002, 12:09 PM
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One of my favorites is to fill his muffler up with Great Stuff expanding foam. The car will run just like shit for a bit and if you put in enough should kill the motor if he has a sealed system. It is removeable just a royal pain in the ass, and worse case he has to replace the muffler or last section of exhaust piping
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03-21-2002, 12:11 PM
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Damn sorry hit reply as I thought of this one.
Go to a party store and pick up instant smelly shit foam. Fill his vents by the hood. This also works great if it is a some what warm day .
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03-26-2002, 01:21 PM
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Is it a guy doing this?? If so, write on his window "This car chases little boys" or go on Ebay and get some I love gat porn bumper stickers and put them all over his car.
I haven't seen it in a while so I might have this all wrong. "Hey, what have you got there...is that a coconut??" hahahahahahahahah that is the best part of the whole movie!!!
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