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#16
01-30-2005, 03:53 PM
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Re: Re: Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed
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when I said something similar to that in my 72 hours to live thread, I got bagged on for being a loser for saying that..............  lol.........
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01-30-2005, 05:02 PM
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wow, you seem lke yove wasted alot of time on this one girl. theres this cool thing called "whores" they are found at your local high school or wal mart. pick one up today
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01-30-2005, 05:36 PM
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derek - talk to me on MSN about this man.
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01-30-2005, 07:43 PM
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Re: Oh God...I Feel So Utterly Crushed
why would you wanna watch a movie with a hundred naked people in it, all alone, after romanticly cooking dinner together with an opposite sex "friend".
She does sound like a cock tease. They are real, they do exist. Some girls get off on that. Tell her "my bad, I thought it was goin there... Can we still be friends?" And then when she keeps cock teasing you, show no interest, and just be cool with not touching. She will get jealous, and then hopefully rape you. If not, then youve still got a hot chick that loves to cock tease you. Not really a problem.
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01-30-2005, 09:28 PM
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Wow. I agree that has to be one of the most ignorant things ive heard in awhile. Sounds like you need to learn some respect. RickwithaTbird, blue balls is a serious issue. lol
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01-30-2005, 09:50 PM
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LMAO. Funniest threads I've read in a long time..
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01-30-2005, 10:31 PM
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Cock tease for sure.. She wants to be alone with you (no parents)......
Either way, like Rick said..you have a hot girl cock-teasing you...aint so bad.. Either A...don't speak to her, if shes a tease i guarentee she'll be calling you ALL THE TIME.. Or B...one night, give her a seductive foot massage..see if her eyes start rolling..if they do..she most likely is being turned on. Then wax that ass..
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01-30-2005, 10:39 PM
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Take it to the car wash. Wax It Up. Air Dry Dat Shit. You Know. Air Drrrrrryy.  I need sleep
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01-30-2005, 10:39 PM
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Yeah, I know blue balls is a serious issue. My ex used to give me blue balls every once in a while. One time I told her... hey you know what, you just gave me blue balls, and it hurts too much to drive you home... you wait in the car, and Im going inside to wack off, Ill be right back. (I was pissed, and I wanted her to get the idea) After that she didnt cock tease me anymore. I had hinted to her a few times before that she cant just go turnin me on, then not turn me loose, but she didnt quite get the picture. Blue balls hurts like a mutha! Just dont get your hopes up though and you should be okay.
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01-30-2005, 10:48 PM
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Lol Raz Kaz.....
Very true Rick, about the blue balls. Sometimes cock teasing is fun...but most of the time, it's unjust. Many times (girlfriend years ago) she used to get me all worked up..and leave me high and dry, if we where watching tv..or a movie, she'd rest her legs on my thigh's/crotch area.. And i was like..ok.. Then she would get her foot and start rubbing my sh*t thru my pants... I was like, you trying something..you wanna have sex.. And she'd be like oh sorry, i was just stretching out.. She knew i had a leg/foot fetish....... ps, when she gave me head..i didn't tell her i was about to c*m....lol, that was funny..
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01-30-2005, 10:49 PM
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Sorry guys..i'm drunk, and bored..
Remembering what i used to have..
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01-30-2005, 10:52 PM
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OH! DUDE!... alright... about that foot massage thing... I just remembered... man... a foot massage can be a frickin powerful thing. I swear to god, I was getting a professional massage this week, and the girl was rubbin my feet... OMG... I seriously felt like my toes were having orgasms. I am NOT exaggerating. Work the bottom of the foot with your thumbs slowly from the heel to the toes, like youre working it all up into the toes, and then kinda like, work your fingers up her toes slowly while kinda variating the pressure. (one toe at a time) Thats what the massage girl did to me and it was crazy... it made my "stuff" get hot.. actually like HOT... it was insane.
so try that on her, hopefully it will be as good for her as it was for me lol. I guarantee if you do that right, she wont just wanna be friends anymore unless its FTF. But in case it does work, make sure the motion in your ocean is comin correct or else she will never let you get past foot massage again. Also, massage the center of the back of her leg, a couple inches above her "knee pit" with the tips of your thumbs... that and the foot massage were the best things I never knew I could feel until this week. Anybody that has never had a professional massage... GO GET ONE.. you can have a student massage you for like 20-30 bucks an hour. Its so worth it. They can do things that you never realized you could feel. Thats why they are professionals. Anyways man, I hope that girl comes back to your house, and lets you give her a foot massage so you can try that technique on her. Let us know playa! Rick
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01-30-2005, 10:55 PM
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WHOA! dude... way too much info there solaris.. lmmfao....
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01-30-2005, 11:09 PM
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Lol..
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