A Girl's prayer

[KatWoman]

Halleluja! My prayer was answered 5 years ago :jump:

[Setanta]

I think I need to pray a lot harder

[tazdev]

Originally posted by Setanta
I think I need to pray a lot harder

and Louder

[AEstud]

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[stoneage_tech]

from what i have seen and experenced it goes a little diffrent

Lord
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who IS a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who NEVER thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he JUST KNOCKS ME UP AND LEAVES ME.
I pray that he is gainfully UNemployed,
And when HE ASKS TO BORROW cash,I wont be annoyed.
NEVER Pulls out my chair OR opens my door,
Massages OTHER GIRLS backS and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who will make love to my BEHIND,
SMACKS MY BUTT, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till HIS body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love MY FRIEINDS,AND NEVER ME
And ALWAYS attempts to shag my LITTLE SISTER.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the NICE GUY you sent me instead AND WONDER WHAT THE GUY NEXT DOOR IS DOING.
Amen.

well i cant say every woman says that but i see the above alot ...if anyone knows a beautiful deaf,blind and mute female from russia that i can claim is from omaha nebraska let me know.......