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thinks to himself, why was HighOctane driving on the 1 in the first place? He's only 13! Then he remembers the stolen panties and...
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Decides to run away with the stolen Panties, just to get caught on camera (on the show COPS) so the cops chased him down and....
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Beat him mercilessly, until Swigz finally arrived and screamed....
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after the beating which obviously didn't harm vin because of his muscular physique, he begins to run. he takes his panties off so he can run faster and after running at a furious pase for some time, sees his tricycle on the side of the road and jumps on to out run the cops, thats where the chase starts...
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...After a quick check of the NOS system, Vin hit the button and blasted off. He pulled a wheelie this time to avoid crashing due to the bent front wheel.

He needed some pants and cover from the cops, so he aimed his now rocketing tricycle towards the front windows of the local department store and braced himself for impact....
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When all of a sudden A kid's bouncer blew apart, sending balls of rubber hurtling everywhere. Vin was right i nthe crossfire, when all of the sudden...
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the aliens returned to seek revenge for shooting down their mother ship, just as the aliens are about to open up fire on vin and the cops...
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He remembers the cops are after him, he then runs to the womens department and asks the sales woman..Do you have any........
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any thongs, the clerk at the department store just happened to be an undercover alien and asked him too........
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Tell them all about how to get into movies about rice-racing. He told them all his secrets, when all of the sudden Paul Walker pulled up and said, "I owe you a 10 second car!" Just then...
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EclipseRST shows up to say this is stupid and locks the doors... He also states that the next person to start a thread about the same thing another thread was closed about will be banned!

Although after a few thought from a couple people, I decide to open it back up in good christmas favor. But the rules still stand about duplicate threads being made after another one is locked. This is the only exception because it was made because the other one got out of hand. Just keep it clean and somewhat sane!

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Tell them all about how to get into movies about rice-racing. He told them all his secrets, when all of the sudden Paul Walker pulled up and said, "I owe you a 10 second car!" Just then...
Paul Walker was struck by lightning. Everyone started laughing until...
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Vin Diesel came and started kissing Paul, things got weird, but then....
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...........until Vin Diesel gave Paul a glare in the eye. The tricycle was now blown to pieces by the aliens, and Paul gives him a new tricked out BMX bicycle because Vin was still upset with his pair of thongs. However, the aliens came and.....
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