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WARNING! The longer you are married....the more you have to pay for.....and the less you get! Welcome to your future...get it while you can!
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Does bartering count??
"can we goto the mall?" "well maybe........ :
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TRUE STORY
Last January I was on vacation in Germany (Frankfurt, Cologne) with some buddies I knew from my high school days. We decided to take an ICE Express train up to Amsterdam to check it out. After a full evening at the Grasshopper coffeeshop (hehe) we went through the red light district. Since we were just...er hmmm..."overloaded"...we really were not in our right minds. We actually went door to door getting price quotes from all the ladies. I must say that some were extremely attractive, while some where downright ugly. The going price for the "works" was 100-75 guilders ($50-35 US). We ended up splitting up so it was just me and another buddy of mine. We went back to this one place where this bangin ass woman was. She was about 5'9", dark hair, tone, kinda Turkish looking. Fine as hell. I don't pay for "IT" so I just went down the street to a bar and my buddy did the deed for 75 guilders. Now, they say its only supposed to be 15 minutes - but they were in there for about 30 minutes. When he finally came out we walked back to the hotel talking about the craziness of it. Unbelievable! And it was all legal. But till this day nobody knows that he did it except me. In hindsight, I'm glad I didn't pay for it and I don't think I would today even, but MAN, if you coulda seen this woman...and only $35!!! |
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nope
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Um, seeing as I'm only 16, I would have some really serious issues if I did.
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Of course not im a girl, i never pay for anything
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Nope, I always get the goodies and the goods!
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Ive never been that interested in the whole short timeness of that or one night stands. But if I was itd be cheaper for me to just go to a nightclub, unless theres something seriously wrong with u its not to difficult to pick someone up for free...so ive been told anyway
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Hell you (and every married man out there) has paid for it from the second you said "I DO".
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Honey may I?
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In the words of Jeff Spicoli................. YOOOUUUU B............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Interesting that most of the permutations of "paying for it" have been covered....and yet nobody has commented on how much more acceptable it would seem to be for a man to pay,rather than a woman....most married men seem to think that the price of sex is marriage,is it fair to suggest that married women hold the opposite to be true?
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