Teaching a Bunch of Hooligans...

[thegladhatter]

1 year I was at a brand new school school. There was a problem with the 1st and second grade boys missing the urinals. In a spanking new facility this is an irritating problem. You just don't want a new restroom smelling like pee!

The principal and I were walking down the hall and heard some of the little guys in there messing around and we thought this was a great time to address this issue with the younguns. We walked in and said, "Hey guys can we have your attention for a minute?" All the little fellas at the urinals turned and pissed all over the floor. We told them we would talk to them later and left.