Elevator talk

[pickle]

I like strangers making conversation otherwise it's just awkward. I recommend cracking lame jokes. They'll either laugh because they find it funny or laugh because they're nervous.

[RSX-S777]

Act like a deaf mute. You know, lots of unintelligible moans and the like. Either that or face one of the the back corners until your floor arrives.

[twospirits]

Not to get off topic, but has anyone ever just started laughing for no reason in the evlevator with folks around you. (Usually happens why you remember somethng funny or a joke and you can't control yourself and just burst out laughing.) The stares you get from the other person is classic, and it makes you laugh even more.

thats why I take the stairs from now on.

TS out

[Damien]

"First day on probabtion"

"First day out" something like that

[knorwj]

Originally Posted by thom8

Hey dude, can you still look up vin #? I have 02 TB it is supposed to have keyless entry. Can you look up this # 1gnds13s122369589.

Thanks,
ob Thomas

I have no idea what you are talking about man, and don't get off topic ask in a pm if you have to.



anyway as far as elavator talk goes..... how far are you traveling? is it really that unbearable for a floor or two?

heres a lame idea... pretend to be talking on your cell phone or something then hang up and say something stupid like oh man don't you hate it when these damn things cut out on you? or something stupid like that about your phone then try and keep it going by moving onto other topics

[Colov99]

Last time I was in an elevator I was going to res life because I was locked out. The stares you get when your wearing just a bathrobe and flipflops at 1am........
not realy good for convorsation.

[Jas_M]

I just jump right on the woman and start groping as best i can. The longer the elevator ride, the better your chances of success.

[-Jayson-]

i like farting. . .its so funny cause everyone is trapped in their with your nasty ass smell. They try to get it away, but the walls are to close. You can hear them sniffing the air, and then trying to cover their nose and mouth. OH god its funny! Or do this, walk into the elevator and pretend like your blind, put your fingers on the brail, like your reading it, then procedd to push all the buttons one at a time pretending that you just misread the brail. Dont let anyone help you cause your to proud to accept the help of a normal person.

[Oz]

Originally Posted by kittedb18bt

oz, if you were a woman, i would soooo marry you! come here baby.


must stop drinking. z28josh will appreciate the 6 pack of killians i have downed.

Ummmmm. K.

[NeonAtron]

Originally Posted by Jas_M

I just jump right on the woman and start groping as best i can. The longer the elevator ride, the better your chances of success.

lol id expect that from you.

[kittedb18bt]

well darn it oz, i was trying to make this thread somewhat entertaining. oh well.

[crayzayjay]

I flirt with a secretary on the 1st floor. 100% milf.

Sadly one floor's worth of flirting is over very quickly

[Gotti]

Originally Posted by NeonAtron

4.Hey your hot. (Reach for mace.)

you're a female right?? Cause i dont know any man in this world who would spray a girl with mace

[NeonAtron]

Originally Posted by Gotti

you're a female right?? Cause i dont know any man in this world who would spray a girl with mace

wtf are you talking about? The () are what i think the peoples comments to me would be. Joke, funny, haha...

[Gotti]

Originally Posted by NeonAtron

wtf are you talking about? The () are what i think the peoples comments to me would be. Joke, funny, haha...

oh aright lol... i thought those were your responses to what people say, cause you said he get stumped on those