Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Wait, wait.... YEEEEAAAH!!!

[kittedb18bt]

ummm, why dont your change the title to "NOOOOO!!!! (oops! i mean yessss!!!)"

or something similar. happy for you man. promise pics you bastard! ok?

[crayzayjay]

Done

I will most certainly take pics, the event is in December so it'll be a long few weeks

[kittedb18bt]

nice, nice.

[LotusDreams]

Grats man, must feel good after wanting it so bad.

[Neutrino]

Congrats Jay, now make us proud and beat everyone's time at the track day. Then of course rub it in their faces.





PS. At the first thing make sure you go up to Clarkson and tell him that Tiff Needell rules and he sucks.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by Neutrino

Congrats Jay, now make us proud and beat everyone's time at the track day. Then of course rub it in their faces.

It goes without saying that i will post the fastest time EVER on the track

Then the race driver whose car i will have driven will come up to me and say "not bad, now get your own car"

So shortly afterwards, i start driving for a new team, funded by an eccentric businessman and run by a legendary head designer plucked out of retirement.

After a difficult start adjusting to professional motorsport (the talent is there, but the discipline isn't), I have a bad accident on the track which leaves me in hospital, where i have a wheelchair race with my race nemesis. Whilst being treated at the hospital I start going out with a redhead Australian doctor. We have passionate sex and she asks me what i like about racing cars.

"To control something that is out of control", i reply.

Later on she leaves me due to my inability to act like a mature grown-up. But i mature as a human being and driver, and go on to win Daytona 500 and win back my Aussie hottie. At the end of the race i have a really gay-looking sprint race with my team manager.

The end.

Originally Posted by Neutrino

PS. At the first thing make sure you go up to Clarkson and tell him that Tiff Needell rules and he sucks.

Dude, i met Clarkson the other day... see my latest contribution to the "piss posts" thread


Anyway, he pissed me off in last sunday's TG episode.. the guy changes his mind / alters facts just to make his story better.... But a very nice guy overall.

[Oz]

See if you can run over a parking warden on the way and have a fcuking good one

[Neutrino]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

It goes without saying that i will post the fastest time EVER on the track

Then the race driver whose car i will have driven will come up to me and say "not bad, now get your own car"

So shortly afterwards, i start driving for a new team, funded by an eccentric businessman and run by a legendary head designer plucked out of retirement.

After a difficult start adjusting to professional motorsport (the talent is there, but the discipline isn't), I have a bad accident on the track which leaves me in hospital, where i have a wheelchair race with my race nemesis. Whilst being treated at the hospital I start going out with a redhead Australian doctor. We have passionate sex and she asks me what i like about racing cars.

"To control something that is out of control", i reply.

Later on she leaves me due to my inability to act like a mature grown-up. But i mature as a human being and driver, and go on to win Daytona 500 and win back my Aussie hottie. At the end of the race i have a really gay-looking sprint race with my team manager.

The end.

Too bad you can't turn right though

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

Dude, i met Clarkson the other day... see my latest contribution to the "piss posts" thread


Anyway, he pissed me off in last sunday's TG episode.. the guy changes his mind / alters facts just to make his story better.... But a very nice guy overall.

yeah I've seen your post, i've sent it to the NSA's cryptology division. So far they say all their algorithms are useless so its either the best code ever or complete giberish.

[kittedb18bt]

thanks for the story jay. shoot me a pm if you remember when you take pics. like i could ever miss a post on AF. haha

[WickedNYCowboy]

Awsome. I am glad it worked out. Be VERY careful not to crash we don't want you getting hurt no less the car.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by Neutrino

yeah I've seen your post, i've sent it to the NSA's cryptology division. So far they say all their algorithms are useless so its either the best code ever or complete giberish.

I take it the last two sentences are the ones that threw you off. Translation:
I should really get to sleep now, it's really late and it's only Monday so i've basically f*cked myself up for the whole week. Then something about my presentation on Wednesday and after that even i'm confused

Originally Posted by kittedb18bt

thanks for the story jay. shoot me a pm if you remember when you take pics. like i could ever miss a post on AF. haha

You can tell cheesy Tom Cruise movies have a lasting effect on me

The trackday is 6 weeks away but i'll try to remember to pm you.

Originally Posted by WickedNYCowboy

Awsome. I am glad it worked out. Be VERY careful not to crash we don't want you getting hurt no less the car.

If i die at least i'll die doing what i love

Wonder which track it will be

[Neutrino]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

You can tell cheesy Tom Cruise movies have a lasting effect on me

That is because your dangerous.

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

Wonder which track it will be

I bet East circuit since its the lowest speed. It does look the most fun too with all the curves.

[WickedNYCowboy]

I would think the East Circut. It looks like it is a slower speed track. But having lots of turns makes it fun.

[SniperX13]

pray for west curcuit. some nice curves, but the possiblities of oh so high speeds

[jcsaleen]

Damn that sux ass....

That is B.S man feel bad formula'ING is very fun.