She spent $2000 on what???

[crayzayjay]

hehe... let me just start with a disclaimer that im not trying to impress or seduce anyone

My recent investigation of the London / Paris / Rome fashion arena has led me to believe that i have a far larger penis than the average European male. In fact, if the fit of FCUK, Zara etc jeans on my humble body is anything to go by, most European males must no longer have a penis. You see, the choice is restricted to super baggy jeans, which im not interested in, or super-tight-around-the-crotch one plum to the left, one to the right items, which look ridiculous and are far from comfortable. So there you have it. The European male no longer has a penis, or im just very well endowed

[boingo82]

Originally Posted by dayna240sx

I know what you're going through. I've been to EVERY single place that sells bras and cannot find anything that fits right. The only place that I can find them at is Victoria's Secret because their bra sizes run big. Another thing that works good is to wear a bra, then wear a tank top with the built in support thing. They dont move with those two things.

Heh. They were going to put in a Victoria's secret here but all the uptight undersexed lds assholes (note, not all LDS are uptight undersexed and assholes, hence why I've clarified it to those that are) threatened to picket. Fuckers!! I ought to picket them and just go braless until they put in a store where I can get some decent support. SO what's next? They picket everyone who sells king and queen size beds since those encourage sex too?
And yep, I do the bra+support top thing. It's weird, I run into SOO many people online who wear a 34-36 D-DD-DDD, but none of us can ever find decent bras. We are the biggest untapped market..

Originally Posted by 90Stangjc

...
I mean...its one thing to be nice...but trying to seduce the moderators into giving you more yellow stars....pssshh...typical.

How does one get more yellow stars (and a higher rank) than Moderator, which I already have?

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

... or super-tight-around-the-crotch one plum to the left, one to the right items, which look ridiculous and are far from comfortable. So there you have it. The European male no longer has a penis, or im just very well endowed

Maybe your butt's so big it pulls the pants tight around the crotch...or perhaps your thighs are oversized. Orrr....maybe you simply weren't aware there is a sizing system on pants?

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by dugie6551

Listen, if you are worried about the $2000.00 she spent on bras, then why not sell one of your "toys", then you will get the money back .... you cheap ass !!!

hahaha
Thank you for your opinions, everyone.
My concern now is the precident, so to speak, that this sets.
I would never have imagined she would spend like this, on so many similar items.
Sure I can afford it, this time. But what's next? Shoes? Excessive jewelry?
So, how much of a fuss should I make so as to express my displeasure, so she will have a bit more discretion, next time.
But, at the same time, not make her feel really bad about this, because she does not deserve to feel bad and this sort of thing really is uncharacteristic of her.
As for all my vehicles, (she drives them too) the newest is 16 years old. Sure there are some real classics, but all of them put together probably might buy one new Chrysler 300 Hemi, but nothing more, so its not quite that excessive.
(Besides, they're half hers)

[boingo82]

Maybe just make it clear that you are glad to have provided for her underwear needs for the next 10 years all at once, and that you're really glad it will be totally unnecessary (hint hint) for her to ever spend that kind of $$$ in one place without you again.

[dayna240sx]

Originally Posted by boingo82

It's weird, I run into SOO many people online who wear a 34-36 D-DD-DDD, but none of us can ever find decent bras. We are the biggest untapped market..

I know! And the ones they do make are super ugly, grandma looking bras.

[ac427cpe]

just tell her that you don't really know what to think... you'll have to see just how they all look before you can give an honest decision.

[boingo82]

Originally Posted by dayna240sx

I know! And the ones they do make are super ugly, grandma looking bras.

[wearing a grandma-looking bra]
And if you think regular ones are bad, try finding cute nursing bras. Impossible.

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by crayzayjay

hehe... let me just start with a disclaimer that im not trying to impress or seduce anyone

My recent investigation of the London / Paris / Rome fashion arena has led me to believe that i have a far larger penis than the average European male. In fact, if the fit of FCUK, Zara etc jeans on my humble body is anything to go by, most European males must no longer have a penis. You see, the choice is restricted to super baggy jeans, which im not interested in, or super-tight-around-the-crotch one plum to the left, one to the right items, which look ridiculous and are far from comfortable. So there you have it. The European male no longer has a penis, or im just very well endowed

Stop lying.



As for big bras......... I feel some market potential- HAIR BRAINED SCHEME HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[taranaki]

Originally Posted by boingo82

Heh. They were going to put in a Victoria's secret here but all the uptight undersexed lds assholes (note, not all LDS are uptight undersexed and assholes, hence why I've clarified it to those that are) threatened to picket. Fuckers!! I ought to picket them and just go braless until they put in a store where I can get some decent support. SO what's next? They picket everyone who sells king and queen size beds since those encourage sex too?

Unbelievable how backward and closed-minded some people can be.Of course,in a free country, they are perfectly entitled to open a store that sells nothing but granny undies,but they won't.They'd rather just stand outside whatever they see as sinful, because they believe that crushing other peoples' values somehow makes their own more valid.

If I had access to a column in the local paper,I'd interview these cock-eyed protesters and ask them why they are so obsessed with other peoples underwear.Half the male protesters probably have a VS catalog stashed somewhere for those 'private' moments anyway.

How does one get more yellow stars (and a higher rank) than Moderator, which I already have?

Ask Warren!


One final thought...Nursing bras don't need to be extra feminine.The act of nursing itself makes any woman as beautiful and as feminine as she could ever possibly be.

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by taranaki

One final thought...Nursing bras don't need to be extra feminine.The act of nursing itself makes any woman as beautiful and as feminine as she could ever possibly be.

Spoken like the truly dedicated family man that you are

Some men may feel differently, though. Nursing bras are a reminder to all horny young men everywhere of the true function of the female breast, in that they are NOT Saturday night playthings for the testosterone set.

[boingo82]

Originally Posted by taranaki

Unbelievable how backward and closed-minded some people can be.Of course,in a free country, they are perfectly entitled to open a store that sells nothing but granny undies,but they won't.They'd rather just stand outside whatever they see as sinful, because they believe that crushing other peoples' values somehow makes their own more valid.

Perhaps because by fussing about cute undies they can distract themselves from the rampant inconsistencies and immoralities in their own families, churches, neighborhoods.

"The alcoholic bastard waved his finger at me
and his voice was filled with evangelical glee,
while sipping down his gin and tonics,
and preaching about the evils of narcotics...
and the evils of sex, and the wages of sin
while he mentally fondles his next of kin..."

Ask Warren!

LOL!! He has had his p-stars since before I got here.

One final thought...Nursing bras don't need to be extra feminine.The act of nursing itself makes any woman as beautiful and as feminine as she could ever possibly be.

Aww, that is very sweet.

[boingo82]

Originally Posted by MagicRat

..Nursing bras are a reminder to all horny young men everywhere of the true function of the female breast, in that they are NOT Saturday night playthings for the testosterone set.

Well sure they are. They're multi-function.

[SeXy_AnGeL]

I am not as well-endowed as you ladies but my girls are pretty nice...I think so anyways...I really like the fit of victoria's secret, very comfy and some can be very sexy. Perfect for those days when I'm feeling not so sexy.

[ghostguy6]

so kate you like victoria's secret pulls out catolog and orders her something nice

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by boingo82

Maybe your butt's so big it pulls the pants tight around the crotch...or perhaps your thighs are oversized. Orrr....maybe you simply weren't aware there is a sizing system on pants?

Sizing system? Whadayamean sizing system? j/k, my waist is 34', im hardly asking for a weird size

Originally Posted by Jimster

Stop lying.

I promise you!!! I dont know if you have FCUK in Italy. If you do, go into one and try a pair of non-baggy jeans. Im telling you, it splits em right down the middle. Must be a female designer getting her own back at the male population or something