The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

[taranaki]

number of Grand Prix laps watched last night:67

Time in the am I went to bed :4

Time I woke up :11

Number of cars that I test drove today:1

Number of cars that I liked :1

Number of dollars that Imust find by Friday :1750

Number of cylinders :6

Anticipated number of skylines in my garage next week.:2

[DevoutWankelist]

Number of dollars spent for mini golf ticket: 6

Number of friends Matt minigolfed with : 3

Dollars made gambling on minigolf: 26

Number of times minigolf course was "repeated": 2

Number of attendants who escorted us off the course: 2

Number of hours worked: 6

Dollars made in tips : 52

Torrents downloaded : 2

Total snakeskins found : 1

Total footage of snakeskins found : 8.5

[Hyatus]

Total hours worked in past 4 weeks: 0
How much it sucks not having a job: 100%
How much i want a job: 100%
How many hours i spend on averege looking for a job: 1
How many times a week i get drunk: 4
How many posts i made on af since i quit job: over 300 in 4 weeks
How many times i felt that time now has no meaning: 3

what day is it?

what ever i'm gunna go to sleep wake up and work out

[Jimster]

Time I got up: 5:45 AM
Number of hours of sleep: 6
Commute time: 15 minutes
Times I almost died this morning: 3
Number of people I have banned in the last week: 0
Number of people I have been tempted to ban in the last week: too many
Number of Supermini's I have decided I don't want: 18
Number that are still on my "list": 4
Number of empty beer cans on Sunday morning: 8
Number of cups of Coffee today: 2

[matada]

Average hours Mark works in 1 week: 72
number of cellphone call Mark gets in 1 hour: 14
number of cars sold this week: 11
amount of money mark made: not enough
cars bought that I thought about keeping: 4
car loans applied for: 1
horsepower of new car: 300 or so
years it will take to pay off car: 300 or so
amount Mark wants for his altezza: 10k
amount to ship to NZ: 1070 nzd
how many people will try and buy it: 0
how many will ask a lot of questions: 1 million
how many employees i have: 1
how many i need: 3
how many people want to come to Japan for a few weeks to work: 0
How many times will i ger dave drunk in November: 1 (but it will be a straight 30 day drunk)
How many gtr's i have right now: 4
How many are sold: 2
How many do you want: all


Shitty day.

How many beers do I need: all of them.

[Toksin]

Hours worked today: 8

Hours slept last night: 8

Meat pies eaten today: 1

Quality of said meat pie : 10/10

Humourous order number on invoice processed today: "31337"

Morons seen on road: 5

Times middle finger raised: 2

Times "fuck" was said today: 1^5

205L drums to deliver tomorrow: 1

Amount of dogs I'm apparently going to be attacked by whilst delivering 205L drum: ~3

Months until Japan : 4

Days until citizenship and passport come through : Unknown

Chance of liver transplant being required after Japan: 99%

Chance of caring: 0%









Good times ahead

[Amish_kid]

Number of hours worked on the weekend - 0

Number of hours fixing my POS Honda - Lost count after 6

Number of times I wanted to torch the thing at my dad's shop - 5 give'r or take one or two

Number of time I wish I bought a different car - Eleventy Billion

Number of beers that I couldn't consume since there was no one to drink with - 15 + What everelse I could get.

Number of hours of sleep on the weekend - 20

Number of times friends pricked off to be with their bitches - 2

Number on for sale sign of parts car - 450

Number in bank account - Less than that until I get paid.

Number of days to work this week - 5

Number on paycheck - Zero's need to be before the decimal not after.

Number of customers that piss me off - All

Number of dickheads at my work - 500 and growing.

[Raz_Kaz]

Hours Worked Today by Kasim: 1.5 (just started)

Hours he was supposed to work: 8

anger increase this caused, in percent: 0

total number of hours worked in last 2 days: 17

ammount of pay for this work, in CDN$: 204

number of items on new menu at the restaurant where Kasim works: I don't eat at the damn hell hole

number of these new items that Kasim had to learn to make last night: 0

number of drinks consumed by girlfriend's dad by the time i showed up at her house: 0

subsequent hours of entertainment this provided: 0

time now: 10:41

time Kasim has to get up tomorrow: 7:00am

total sleep time: 5hrs

numbers of hours that this amount of sleep will keep Kasim awake tomorrow: 19hrs

numbers of AFer's Kasim is talking to on IM programs at this moment: 0...nobody likes me

number of these AFer's in same time zone: I don't think they exist....except for maybe Suislide :duno:

[Suislide]

lol. Kasim you don't have to answer mine. you can make up your own!

[zebrathree]

Hours until I go to Taupo: 20h, 58mins.

Time spent at my mates shop today: 1 hour.

Number questions CSI Guy answers today: 56.

Number of crimes CSI Guy will solve today: 409279

[lamehonda]

# of hours worked today by lamehonda:3
# of hours lamehonda has been at work:6
# of times lamehonda has resolved to get back to work: 15 and a half.
#of times it has worked:0
# of times I have scratched my chin:231
# of times I have gotten satisfaction today:231
# of times the outrageously loud phone across the hall has ringed today:14
# of times someone has actually answered it:1
# of times people will pull out the sign in reference to my post: beyond my counting ability

[Raz_Kaz]

Originally Posted by Suislide

lol. Kasim you don't have to answer mine. you can make up your own!

But that requires more qork over top of what I already have to do!


Thus copying pasting is a better solution

[lamehonda]

Originally Posted by taranaki

number of Grand Prix laps watched last night:67

Dear Taranaki,
I regret to inform you that the race aforementioned presents a few problems in regard to your post on 7/26/04. The aforementioned German Gran Prix only had a total of 66 laps. You are the almighty AF God, so I am waiting for you to prove me wrong. Please do not let me down. Did you by chance count the warmup lap? Cause that would make you correct. Oh, I hope that this is the case. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you, and I would ask that you call your thugs off before they get to my residence with their guns and bats.

Thank you,
Moron from hell

[lamehonda]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

But that requires more qork over top of what I already have to do!


Thus copying pasting is a better solution

or hitting the reply/quote button and removing the quote tags

[psychobadboy]

Number of hours worked today so far: 6 1/2
Number of hours left: 1 1/2
Number of text messages sent: 1
Number received: 0
Number of hours of class I have right after work: 2
Number of hours I'm gonna suffer being in the car, trying to teach my friend to drive: 2
Number of meaningful responses CSI guy will probably give in his thread: 1 (maybe)