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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

How degrading! I'm not easy at all...even when drunk
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

Haha, thats pretty funny.
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

.....I know some girls that are pretty friendly when drunk
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

I wonder Who would that be????? cough*
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Re: Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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Besides, you guys are EXTREMLY easy to get,.

Thats because men don't challenge a woman when they're approached. If a man is approached by a woman that he wants to have sex with, and the woman asks for sex, the man is going to give in. If a man approaches a woman and askes for sex, the woman feels as if she need to challenge the man...for whatever stupid reason, even if she wants to have sex with the man.

Most men are interested in the womans looks when they date them. Most woman are interested in a mans bank account. I know girls on this board are gona deny it, but ugly guys look great when they're in a Mercedes
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

mercedes? no wonder my geo wasnt getting me any!
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Re: Re: Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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Thats because men don't challenge a woman when they're approached. If a man is approached by a woman that he wants to have sex with, and the woman asks for sex, the man is going to give in. If a man approaches a woman and askes for sex, the woman feels as if she need to challenge the man...for whatever stupid reason, even if she wants to have sex with the man.

Most men are interested in the womans looks when they date them. Most woman are interested in a mans bank account. I know girls on this board are gona deny it, but ugly guys look great when they're in a Mercedes

Well first of all, we must give you guys a challenge before we have sex with you because if we just slept with every guy we wanted to, we would be labled a "slut". If a girl you liked gave right in and had sex with you, the majority of the time guys wouldn't want that girl for long term date potential because they'd constantly be wondering if she is always that easy and how many guys has she been with. Because I know a lot of you guys are the jealous types and would NOT like if your girlfriend has been with more than lets say, 2 men...

And of course a guy with a huge bank account is going to look attractive. A women wants to procreate with a man that can provide for her and her offspring.
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[quote=dayna240sx]I know a lot of you guys are the jealous types and would NOT like if your girlfriend has been with more than lets say, 2 men...

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not tru, if it was a woman i wouldnt be jealous.
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integra818, the best thing to do is not try and come back and win. its impossible. The first thing they teach you in statistics is there is a 100% probability that the female will win in an arguement. That shoudl be #16...Beer wont argue with you...and win at least....
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If you don't argue with women your life will be a lot less stressful.
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

hehe, you guys will make wonderful husbands someday
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

And the list continues growing...
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

what list?
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

the best you could ever hope for in an agrument with a woman is to try to break even. Its far better to just admit you were wrong and take your puishment and move on
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