The Official Joke Thread

[Karen512]

Originally Posted by boingo82

A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel between his legs.
One guy says to the pirate, "hey pirate dude, you got a steering wheel between your legs." And the pirate says "Arr, I know, It's driving me nuts."

Good one Em!



(tell Blake that Nicholas says hi!!)

[B16 SiRII]

I guess this is where we dump all the bad jokes huh?
Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke?






















joke, joke, joooooooooke

[Raz_Kaz]

man this thread sucks

[coozy]

Now Raz, you liked my joke.

[Raz_Kaz]

Originally Posted by coozy

Now Raz, you liked my joke.

Yea thats cuz I like you

there was this mollusk...

[psychobadboy]

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked! What's that?... Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her. He's naked as well! ...That bitch!" He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a mate of mine, a bit of a lad, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently.

"Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand ....."

[lamehonda]

good one psycho

[ghostguy6]

I think pycho's is the best so far

[B16 SiRII]

Aw man, that was a GOOD joke...I though this was the BAD joke dump.

[91300zxtt]

psycho man that was the best joke in here. not the best joke ever, but damn at least you made me chuckle. what the hell is with the rest of these jokes? seems every time a joke thread is made it gets worse and worse

[Damien]

Way to go Psycho!!!

There's a phrase that won't be heard much in this world...

[Chavez408]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Yea thats cuz I like you

thats sad man...

[Raz_Kaz]

/\ You Shaddup and psycho, thats a
But still hillarious, heard it many many many times

[FireBball972]

hey its a good repost