game: 186 [objects] walk into a bar ver.III

[Jay!]

Okay. sunglasses sucked. someone get us a new object...

[FireBball972]

frogs.....?

[Jay!]

186 frogs walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here."
So the frogs say, "That's a bunch of BULL!!!"

[Steel]

186 frogs walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here."
So the frogs say, "that's fine, we're bar hopping anyway!"

[Prelewd]

186 frogs walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here."
So the frogs say, "bud... weis... errr..."

[Toksin]

186 frogs walk into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here."
So the frogs say, "we're not French, we're English!"

[ci5ic]

Oh yay! I've missed these threads!

186 Frogs walk into a bar, and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here", so one frog says:
"I toad you they wouldn't serve us!"

186 Frogs walk into a bar, and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here", so one frog says:
"Screw it, let's go back to my pad and drink..."

186 Frogs walk into a bar, and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here", so the frogs said:
"Don't leap to judgement!"

Could we just change it to "A [object] walks into a bar"? There's really no purpose in having a large number of [object]s walking into a bar, and it makes for an ungainly reply...

[Jimster]

186 Frogs walk into a bar, and the bartender says:
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve frogs here", so one frog says:
"ribit ribit ribit" (The bouncer told us toadally different)

[Suislide]

186 (why 186 anyways?) Frogs walk into a bar.
the bartender says "i'm sorry we don't serve frogs here"
the frogs say "sacre bleu!"

186 ghosts walk into a bar.
the bartender says "i'm sorry, we don't serve spirits here".

yeah, that last one was so good i didn't even need the last line.

186 hearing aids walk into a bar
the bartender says "i'm sorry, we don't serve hearing aids here"
the hearing aids say "what?"

[Suislide]

why no posty?

[Prelewd]

new topic: handguns

186 Handguns walk into a bar.
the bartender says "i'm sorry we don't serve handguns here."
the handguns say "Aw shoot!"

[Suislide]

186 cellphones walk into a bar.
the bartender says "i'm sorry we don't serve cellphones here."
the cellphones say "good call!"

[Jay!]

Originally Posted by ci5ic

Could we just change it to "A [object] walks into a bar"? There's really no purpose in having a large number of [object]s walking into a bar, and it makes for an ungainly reply...

Originally Posted by Suislide

(why 186 anyways?)

But we'd better not change it; otherwise 185 [objects] would be pissed...

Brian: Pay attention...

186 handguns walk into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve handguns here."
So the handguns say "This place seems pretty low CALIBER anyways..."

[MunG35]

186 gangsters walk into a bar.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve gangsters here."
So the gangsters say "STFU" *pop* *bang* *bam*