have you ever...

[IntegraBoy2003]

Lmao

[Chavez408]

My stupidity? ill just name one out of a million: I have burned my cast on fire..looong story, I had a cast on and it caught on fire and I also burned myself up..yeah im a dipshit

[MBTN]

My friend threw half a bottle of 151 into a giant bon fire. It actually exploded and put the whole fire out!

[stick99]

My friend decided it would be a good thing to light a sour cream container filled with gasoline on fire. After it was on fire, he stomped on it and flaming gas went every where. Luckily there was a bunch of sand around to put it out. It was so funny.

[Jet-Lee]

Was havin bottle rocket fights at a friends house on July 4th. Shot a bottle rocket out of my zipper and lit my shirt on fire.

[TexasF355F1]

Havent singed my eyebrows before. But one time we were at my friends g-mas and went to by the Brazos River and made a huge bon fire and drink. One of my friends sprayed lighter fluid on his shoes and walked through the fire.

[RSX-S777]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

Ahhh, silly things.

Where do I start? Primary or High School? The list is long, but distingushed, like my johnson.

If there exists a situation in which a Top Gun quote is not relevant, I don't know of it.

And something about a sausage that looks like an unholy piece of shit and pisses fat and fire everywhere seems humorous to me...

[crayzayjay]

omg




i didnt even recognise that as a line from Top Gun





/hangs head in shame

[zebrathree]

RSX-S777, Top Gun quotes are never irrelevant

Jay! You are losing the edge.

[crayzayjay]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

Jay! You are losing the edge.

Im so ashamed. I hope my girlfriend doesnt read this. She'd break up with me for sure... my friends would abandon me and my parents would disown me.... how could i forget a Top Gun quote.... i dont deserve to live..

goodbye cruel world

[freakray]

Originally Posted by Toksin

Fire is cool.

Suislide and matada: Like the incubus shirt?

Is that Hunters I see?

Bastard

[o0Quicksilver0o]

oh damn. i have had my share of stupid fire incedents.

a long time ago i was like 8, me and my neighbor take the gas can out to the words..we have a creek so we wanted to see if gas will stay on fire in water...well it does and lit the bank on fire and the creek flowed down so the "river of flame" kept going... you cant put that shit out man. then one of my friends at my bon fire threw a c02 can in the fire and it exploded and i go hit by half of the container. then i wanted to help my mother with our ant problem so i poured gas into one of there hills and i lit it and it burned and alot of ants died but still some left so i waited for it to go out before i poured more on. it was out so i dumped more, but turns out there was a flame way down in the hill so it lit up immeadiatly and caught the gas can on fire so i threw it down and this is all 2 feet from out house... my mom comes out and starts freakin out so she gets a stick to try to get it away from house...while me and my neighbor are tring to stop her. then there was this time where we wanted to take a pic of my moms station wagon with flames behind the back tires. so of course GASSSS we light it and the road is slanted so the vapors ran off to the grasss (where we were) and of corse the vapors are invisable. (go figure) and booom me and my neighbor were roasted... all my leg hair and arm hair was burnt up. then i jack with my mothers lighter and made the flame like 1 1/2 feet high and taped my mom useing it unsuspectingly and she caught her ...."freshly gel'd" hair on fire...hahaha yea i now try to stick to internal combustion thats why i joined the forums.

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by freakray

Is that Hunters I see?

Bastard

Hunters DRY

[RSX-S777]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

RSX-S777, Top Gun quotes are never irrelevant

Agreed. Unless of course your in a flat spin headed out to sea or something....but, you know...