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View Poll Results: Why am I still alive?
You're a good driver 0 0%
They're not REALLY out to kill you, just seriously injure you 4 57.14%
There IS a God 2 28.57%
You shouldn't be 1 14.29%
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Old 03-30-2004, 09:13 AM
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

Stupid people are everywhere.This has nothing to do with driving.When I was 16 I worked at Burger King.A lady came through the drive-thru.She said "can I have a whopper value meal?",The cashier replied"would you like cheese on that?".She replied"I just want a fucking whopper meal,how fucking hard can that be!!!"So,she pulls up in her brand new Mercedes.She asked the cashier in a straight face"Do you guys sell wine here??".My point is,God did not dish out brains equally.Some cups are half empty,some are half full.
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

its not the fact that she missed me in cutting me off by 3 feet that REALLY pissed me off. its the fact that in trying to make up for her idiocy that i almost managed to cause another wreck. basically i'm pissed that i was forced into the situation where i had to look as i was moving over (instead of looking before moving over).

and i am aware of the raging stupidness in the world. i used to work in the grocery store. i could tell stupid people stories all day. i'm just pissed that we let these jackasses on the road.
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

i agree with you. i dont get mad at people unless they do two stupid stuff in a row. but one of the stupidest things i have seen on the interstate is a woman on a cell phone doing her makeup and driving with her knees.
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

I am a dick, and people always piss me off on the high way, little immuture kids with their old ass 1988 Corsicas with rice muffler, fly by me, put the car in nutral and VROOOM VROOOOOM, That shit makes me want to kick their ass, but I am better than that, I hate to piss people off, but I always get it because I drive a Honda, and I am sure that many people will agree, that usually one is not the instagator it is ususaly the dicks that fly by ya
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Re: Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

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i agree with you. i dont get mad at people unless they do two stupid stuff in a row. but one of the stupidest things i have seen on the interstate is a woman on a cell phone doing her makeup and driving with her knees.
How about a guy trying to balance a cell phone on his shoulder, smoking a cigarette with his left hand and trying to write something with his right hand? Don't ask me how he was steering, I didn't want to look
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How about a guy trying to balance a cell phone on his shoulder, smoking a cigarette with his left hand and trying to write something with his right hand? Don't ask me how he was steering, I didn't want to look
but mine was a woman
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Try this one, funny as hell, driving on the freeway a very old guy probably around his 80's driving a cadillac escalade with some big rims (20's somewhere around there) with the little spinners on it while eating popcorn or crakcker jacks or something like that with his left hand while reading the newspaper with his right with a lolipop in his mouth with some dark sunglasses on a clousy day, OMG if only I had my camera with me, I was laughing the whole way.
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Re: Are people trying to kill me?!

Yes.
People are, in fact, trying to kill you.
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