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Old 03-14-2004, 07:42 PM
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Re: Profane dictionary.(Warning: MATURE CONTENT!)

The Zombie Mask [v, n] While getting head from your favourite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week’s worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

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this is the kind of useful information they OUGHT to be teaching us in school
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Re: Profane dictionary.(Warning: MATURE CONTENT!)

nice, posting all 11 pages of this around res.

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Wow, that took a long time to read. But anyways that was really funny! I learned alot.
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ive heard some of those before but the ones i havent... wow,
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