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Old 02-10-2004, 09:34 PM
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Re: Pick up lines

" wow that shert(or whatever) is really becoming on you, but if I where on you, I'd be cumming too"
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One used one me: "Am I drunk enough for you to take advantage of yet?"
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You want to tie me up and spank me like a bad puppy?
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Re: Pick up lines

I already posted this over in stress release, but "do you like math? I think we should add you and me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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i've used this one on ally before and she liked it alot:

"hey would you like some coffee? (no) Why not? you wouldn't want something hot and black inside of you?"


my other favorite: "if you were a bag of chips and i was a battery, you'd be fri-to-lay, and i'd be eveready"
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Re: Re: Pick up lines

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29-"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
I'm gonna try that on a girl, just for fun. Maybe when I'm drunk
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Ok.. This isn't exactly a 'pick-up line' in the traditional sense of the words, but I'm sure if applied properly it COULD be (and this is an actual CNN article I saw back in October) :

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In a study performed at North Carolina State University of over 15,000 women, those who performed the act of fellatio and swallowed semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, should reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent.
"...so, help ME to help YOU, ladies!!!
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Re: Pick up lines

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Ok.. This isn't exactly a 'pick-up line' in the traditional sense of the words, but I'm sure if applied properly it COULD be (and this is an actual CNN article I saw back in October) :



"...so, help ME to help YOU, ladies!!!
That turned out to be a hoax. I think it turned out to be a guy that lived in my area. He posted it on the internet falsely stating that it was a CNN article. But it's still funny nonetheless! And there are definitely some chicks over at State that I'd like to help out
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Re: Pick up lines

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fellatio?
pretty word for blow job.
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*walk up to female, grab ice cube out of her drink, throw on ground*

"well baby, now that we've broken the ice..."

"here baby, i wrote you a poem:
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
I Like Spaghetti
Let's Go Fuck."
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Re: Pick up lines

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(and this is an actual CNN article I saw back in October)
Too bad it was fake.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/...?from=storyrhs
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Re: Pick up lines

No this is the ones I like and use sometimes .....

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

*First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream

*Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in
the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
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