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Re: Pick up lines
" wow that shert(or whatever) is really becoming on you, but if I where on you, I'd be cumming too"
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Re: Pick up lines
One used one me: "Am I drunk enough for you to take advantage of yet?"
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ShortyDTP please don't tell me you've used that entire list!
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You want to tie me up and spank me like a bad puppy?
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You don't own a Skyline, then don't cry to me about it! 1992 Silver R32 GTR tickled to 450hp. - Sold when I left NZ in 2004 Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. Never confuse kindess with weakness. AF user guidelines, Please remember to abide by them ![]()
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I already posted this over in stress release, but "do you like math? I think we should add you and me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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Mike Mikhalev "God gave me a brain and a penis, but he didn't give me enough blood to work both at the same time." -BDB |
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i've used this one on ally before and she liked it alot:
"hey would you like some coffee? (no) Why not? you wouldn't want something hot and black inside of you?" ![]() ![]() my other favorite: "if you were a bag of chips and i was a battery, you'd be fri-to-lay, and i'd be eveready"
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Hey wanna come to a party (yes) well their is a party in your mouth and im the only one cummin
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I'm gonna try that on a girl, just for fun. Maybe when I'm drunk
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Ok.. This isn't exactly a 'pick-up line' in the traditional sense of the words, but I'm sure if applied properly it COULD be (and this is an actual CNN article I saw back in October) :
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G. Rick (a.k.a. Tha "R") 93 Maxima SE - PETER NORTH IS MY IDOL!!! - 81-00-65 42-54-00 93-04-97-24 (my phone# - if you figure THAT out, you can call me...) STILL GOT A BAAD ATTITUDE!!! :
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fellatio?
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*walk up to female, grab ice cube out of her drink, throw on ground*
"well baby, now that we've broken the ice..." "here baby, i wrote you a poem: Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Like Spaghetti Let's Go Fuck."
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-Brian 2013 Subaru BRZ Sport-Tech 6MT. Not stock. |
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![]() http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/...?from=storyrhs |
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Re: Pick up lines
No this is the ones I like and use sometimes .....
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" *First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream *Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?" |
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