Whats your favorite Simpsons quote?

[Strider Negro]

Homer: Lord if it is your will to let me eat these milk and cookies give me no sign.......*no sign*.....Thy will be done(starts eating the cookies)

hahahhahahahahhaha
that part always made me laugh my ass off

[BP2K2Max]

Homer w/ bart as a baby

Homer:who am i?
bart:homer
Homer: no, say daaaddy
Bart:homer
Homer:no daaddy... daaaaaddy
Bart: da...da...Domer!!!
Homer: why you little!!!

[ibhuff]

Originally Posted by Ignite

Anything that comes out of Ralph Wiggum's mouth.

"I bent my Wookie"

[Drewstoycam]

By far what ever raplh says is great, but i like the episode when he and bart become friends.

So he brings bart into his back yard and goes

Hears my swing set, and thats my sand box.
Im not allowed in the dep end, and thats where i saw the lepricon He told me to burn things

That seen goes something like that, but those who seen that no what im getting at

[AcesHigh]

That leprechaun episode is the funniest Ralph one.

[-The Stig-]

Simpson Quotes


Figure'd you folks might like that.

[2strokebloke]

Homer: Wonders, lisa?, or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by the way I said it.
Homer: Implied lisa, or implode?
Lisa: Mom, make dad stop.

That list is missing so many good quotes... good anyway.

[310motoring]

Fat tony-[to chef] "I just put it in my roladex under your name 'DO NOT WHACK' because of your excelent valet service."
Chef- "At the risk of making you look stupid, we dont have a valet service."
Fat Tony- " You mean that ten-year-old with a mustache was fake?!"

[Everyones standing in front of Herb's huge house]
Uncie Herb- "Homer, you got three beautiful children, and a lovely wife, your the richest man i know'
Homer- "I feel the same about you"

[dano 360]

I think it was Tyranny's son who said "I Sleep In A Drawer"

Danny

[DVS LT1]

"Ma naaame is Ot-TOE! I luuuv to get bla-TOE!"

also...

"Ya know those guitars that are like..... double guitars?"

[Dark_Knight_330]

Lionel Hutz : Oh no we drew judge schneider.

Marge : Is that bad?

Lionel Hutz : Well hes kinda had it in for me ever since i kinda ran over his dog.

Marge : Really?

Lionel Hutz : Yeah, if you replace the word kinda with repedidly, adn dog with son.

[IntegraBoy2003]

Homer to Mr Burns "Here is something that you guys will find a little Cheeky, Im Mr Burns Blah blah blah, do this do that blah blah blah"

[Spyke^]

There's just so many to choose from..

Homer: So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!"

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office Worker: Okay. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I don't know.

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

LMAO

[lamborghinirocks]

"if this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!"- Krusty

"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England."- Homer

"Ah, Rex Morgan, M.D. You have the prescription for the daily blues." - Homer

"Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length gown covered in sequins."- Groundskeeper Willie

"hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia."- Bart

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. It's the American way." - Homer

"Phone call for Al. Al Koholic! Is there an Al Koholic here?"- Moe

[deadlight]

Bart: So Ralph, how do those berries taste?
Ralph: It tastes like burning...

News Reporter: And I'm off like a prom dress!