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Old 12-17-2001, 08:45 AM
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This reminds me of an old joke (as do most things)

My girlfriend told me to give her ten inches and make it hurt. So I did her three times and smacked her upside the head.













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My girlfriend told me to give her ten inches and make it hurt. So I did her three times and smacked her upside the head.

I'm still trying to figure this one out.
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I'm still trying to figure this one out.
Maybe this will help. 10/3 = 3.33 inches. Do her with 3.33 three times and shes now received 10 inches in total. To finish the part to make it hurt, smack her on the head. Smack as in strike, hit, slap, make contact in such a way as for the recipient to say "ow".

That help?













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Maybe this will help. 10/3 = 3.33 inches. Do her with 3.33 three times and shes now received 10 inches in total. To finish the part to make it hurt, smack her on the head. Smack as in strike, hit, slap, make contact in such a way as for the recipient to say "ow".

That help?


Hey now, rough morning. But yes that helped. I was not thinking how 10" could be devided by 3. :silly2:

Wow, I feel sorry for your girlfriend

I know it's a joke.
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Hey now, rough morning. But yes that helped. I was not thinking how 10" could be devided by 3. :silly2:

Wow, I feel sorry for your girlfriend

I know it's a joke.
Ten divided by 3? No to evenly I'm afraid.

Thats another reason why women make terrible pilots. Their whole life guys have been telling them that this

[<---------------------------------------------->] is six inches













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Ten divided by 3? No to evenly I'm afraid.

Thats another reason why women make terrible pilots. Their whole life guys have been telling them that this

[<---------------------------------------------->] is six inches
But is worse, they believe that is 10 inches!!!
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1-3 inches! you mean I can double my size!!! I mean, uhhh... Nothing... how do you delete posts?
HAHAHHHAHHHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A!
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i got like 4, but still im tired of that dumb junk mail, no matter how hard i try it always get junk mail,

AOL is so gay im glad my 1 year free is almost up im gonna just drop it
Why not just delete the junk mail or set your preferences to filter it out instead of wasting a thread for this crap.

I get stupid shit on my AOL mail, and other accounts. It's not AOL that's gay, it's little e-thugs that have nothing better to do than spam any e-mail addresses all day that's gay.

I hear alot of negative comments about AOL everything from "it's for idiots" to "_________________ is better" Fill in with any other ISP. But like KB said, what so wrong if they have 32 million users? In my opinion ,it's just another ISP and everyone has their own preferences.

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You guys are dumb i just started this thread for fun

than you guys come in and mess it up

others found it funny and made some fun replies....i guess i shouldnt post here anymore seeing as there is always the same people come and reply to my post with harsh comments


funny thing is.........look how many ppl wanted to know about my penis growth just look at the view count .......
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You guys are dumb i just started this thread for fun

than you guys come in and mess it up

others found it funny and made some fun replies....i guess i shouldnt post here anymore seeing as there is always the same people come and reply to my post with harsh comments


funny thing is.........look how many ppl wanted to know about my penis growth just look at the view count .......
Dude, take it easy. You can not post here of course, but dont get hung up on a few responses you didn't like. I thought your post was kinda funny. I didn't see anything that I would have considered harsh. If you really are that sensative then you best not be out here on the web. The stuff in here was pretty tame.

Hope to see you around.













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You guys are dumb i just started this thread for fun

than you guys come in and mess it up

others found it funny and made some fun replies....i guess i shouldnt post here anymore seeing as there is always the same people come and reply to my post with harsh comments


funny thing is.........look how many ppl wanted to know about my penis growth just look at the view count .......

What I find funny, is when a person recieves a warning, they have to make a dramatic exit, just to try and make people feel bad. If you get a warning for something, show some maturity, and fix it. Don't be a little baby and run off.
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Looks like this is gonna start into one of those PW topics....
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lol agn guys.......that post was meant to be funny too........lol
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ok, this reminds me of a joke also....

Guy: i know how to make my dick 12 inches
Girl: how?
Guy: Fold it in half
 
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