Post wierd things your parents have done

[Amish_kid]

Originally Posted by Sean

I wouldn't start to worry until he starts carrying buckets of fish heads upstairs
-My dad always sing silly little songs that he heard on childrens records from the 1950's

HA man that is what my dad ends up doing at work for most of the day just standing under a car singing childrens songs and cursing and swearing it's too funny I need to get it on film sometime to show everyone.

[HogieGT-R]

Dad
- when there's a severe thunderstorm out, he has to go outside in it...if we're driving, he'll open the window and stick his head out....
- when we drive under a low bridge, he always has to stick his head out and yell
- will walk around in his boxers around the house during the winter...and complain that it's too cold
-will spend all day sunday in bed, only coming down to eat dinner..the rest of the time if he's hungry before dinner, food must be brought up to him
- he has the biggest closet out of me, michael, and my mom and yet he can't find any space to put his clothes, so he throws them everywhere
- he has to take a crap at least 5 times a day...
Mom
- she's always complaining about something, no matter how stupid it is
- she has this pair of Zubaz pants with Zebra stripes that she'll wear a lot
- talks to herself...mainly it's complaining about something
- if a black cat crosses the road while she's driving, she'll come to a screeching halt, perform the quickest 3-point turn, and go the opposite direction, even if it takes longer
- when we order for pizza hut, she has to eat the pizza even if she doesn't have her lactaid pills
- she has more prayers and religious items hidden throughout the Corolla, that i swear the car was driven by Jesus Christ himself
- she has to be extremely early for everything EVERYTHING
- complains about me going to bed after midnight, and she always wants me to go over my notes....i don't have any notes
- tries to make me sleep in her room if Ally comes to sleep over....and i'd have to be in there at 10:00 sharp....O_o
Both
- say that whistling around older people is disrespectful
- still own clothes from the 80s in their closet...both knowing that they'll never be able to fit into them
- haven't told my brother of the facts of life and he's 11.5 years old

i can't remember anymore right now

[integra818]

OMG Hogie, that was hilarious!!!

Complain it's cold Car driven by Jesus lol:

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by HogieGT-R

Dad
- he has to take a crap at least 5 times a day...

I use to be like that and still am sometimes b/c I'm missing three feet of my small intestine. Talk about a burden of burdens.

I remembered one more thing about my dad. He talks in such great detail it takes him 5 minutes to say something that should have taken 30 seconds. Plus he'll repeat himself many times.

[raysoh8]

dad-
-when he drives and sees someone driving like a drunk he complains and swears so much that he isnt even aware that he needs his hands on the steering wheel.
-thinks that any performance/appearance mods are evil, HKS, AEM, JUN all stand for Devil's Killing Products
mom-
-lets me stay up to 2-3am playing with fire in the kitchen on holidays, but wont let me handle a lighter when lighting someones birthday cake.
-thats all i can think of now
both-
-think that i still hate girls when i went out with a girl a year ago, and now chasing another
-thinks that i have not lied since i was a baby when i lie so much i amaze myself how lies come out of my mouth like a machine gun (i have not been caught even once in my WHOLE life)

[taranaki]

Where to start........

.....Nah,let's not go there.Dad meant well.

[tonioseven]

They had me

[ShinRekka]

- for the last 15years my dad has only bought subaru station wagons, not even the nice ones, the BOX ones with 90hp and the A/C when turned on acts as slamming on the brakes

- once a year my dad will get ultra violent for about 15minutes. I remember being
1)Thrown up a flight of stairs
2)Thrown onto the hood of a car
3)Bitch slapped because i threw up on his tooth brush

countless times chased around the house

- I think my parents think im gay, yet why would i tell them i have a girl friend when they freaked out when a girl hugged me infront of them. I easily kept it from them when i had a girl friend for 3 years.

- They wouldnt let me buy a 1990 240SX for my first car because "its too old" "Its a sports car" "It dosent have air bags" "if its only $1500 that means it probaly has no engine" yet they got me a 1983 mustang convertable for 500$ w/ no rear brakes. I swear this is the most unsafe car you can possibly drive.

- After failing math 6 years in a row, they still get suprised

- I come home massivley stoned at 2 in the morning alll the time, they dont have a clue,

- my mom has the condition were she has "super pms" , you've seen the commercials

- everyweek that we dont have a day off from school i usualy cut a day and the school calls and say im not in school, i always say i was taking a shit during attendence.

-my dad put a lock on my door so i have privacy, yet you can unlock it with a penny and burst in, which he does all the time.

- I have a huge sword under my bed for about 6 years, no one has found it

- My brother is always right no matter what the situation.

[boingo82]

My mom has never worn makeup, or put her hair up, ever.

My parents, found out who I liked at school, and asked him on a double-date with ME and THEM on my 16th birthday. That was my first "date", and my last for 2 years afterward because I was so traumatized.

[SilverLotus340R]

My dad uses his old nasty underwear (briefs) as shop rags...

no fuckin way!? ur dad does that too!? my dad has a whole garbage bag in the basement next to his work bench of old socks and underwear that he uses for rags...

I dont really know what's wierd because i'm with these ppl everyday
but from what i can tell

-mom cleans the day before the cleaning lady comes..house..top to bottom
-mom will tell me no to getting or buying something..dad will give me the money to buy it
-my dad HATES cell phones..mom makes me have mine on 24/7 so she knows where i am
-mom complains because i buy "expensive" clothes and yet she wont let me shop or buy stuff that isnt brand name
-a clean room means having an empty laundry basket in it with no clean clothes in it
-groundings have never lasted more than an hour and i've never been grounded from phone/tv/radio/cd/computer ever
-fights usually end within an hour and after that we laugh and go on with normal lives. ex. i locked my mom outta the car when it was raining( i was driving) she told me i could never driver her new car ever again..10 mins later she gave me the keys and told me to go get a loaf of bread
-um........... girlfriends, dad will let me stay in my room with the door shut on my bed alone with a girl..mom insists i leave the door open and her be in the same hall way as my room

thats about all i can think of at the moment

edit- dad sleeps with a fan on every season ...no matter 20 below 0 or 100 degrees