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#16
10-21-2003, 03:59 PM
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Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
What do ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes ?
Nothing , ya done told her twice already.
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10-21-2003, 04:13 PM
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Re: Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
Worst eVaR!
"How did the pirate rate the movie?" "He said it was rated ARRRRRRR!"
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10-21-2003, 04:34 PM
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh -------------- What do the Sixth Sense and the Titanic have in common? I see dead people, haha get it, icy dead people... 
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10-21-2003, 05:23 PM
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Whats green and red and runs a hundred miles a hour?
A frog in a blender....       Scott
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10-21-2003, 05:40 PM
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Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
What was the man doing balancing on a hand rail at the airport?
He was going to Bangkok.
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10-21-2003, 05:44 PM
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Re: Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
What happened to the man running behind a car?
He got exhausted. -------------------------------------------------- How are Star Trek and toilet paper alike? They both go to Uranus to wipe-out the Klingons. 
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AF User Guidelines <----Click and read if you don't know these. "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." A Blog By Swigz Cotidie damnatur qui semper timet; Aquila non captat muscas.
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10-21-2003, 06:38 PM
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here we go:
if you are driving your canoe across the grand canyon, and you run out of gas... then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? HA! it was a trick question, there aren't any bones in the blueberry sherbert! 
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10-21-2003, 07:31 PM
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a ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of schnapps. the bartender says "sorry mate, we don't serve spirits here."
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10-21-2003, 07:36 PM
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Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.
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10-21-2003, 08:51 PM
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I can't believe I'm actually chuckling at some of these. I use to know so many stupid ass jokes, but I can't remember any. Some of the ones I do know arent appropriate for AF.
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10-21-2003, 09:08 PM
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I saw this written on the wall at eye level above urinal:
What're you laughing at? The joke is in your hands....
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10-22-2003, 01:23 AM
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Re: I propose a worst joke challenge to all!
What's green,got 6 legs,and would kill you if it fell on your head?
A snooker table. Why are snooker tables green? So would you be if you had that many balls and two guys were poking them with sticks.
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