Bad Joke Here!

[blacksnake98]

> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>> > "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW."

>> > HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHT? NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"

>> > THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."

>> > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."

>> > "FINE," SHE SAYS. "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK."

>> > "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS," HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!"

>> > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.

>> > AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

"HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"

>> > SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE HIM A CAKE."

>> > HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"

>> > SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"

[DVSNCYNIKL]

[ragt20]

some good ones at the end.....

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by ragt20
some good ones at the end.....

which means we drifted from the original topic...

[Rich]

Originally posted by YogsVR4


which means we drifted from the original topic...

And I am glad we did. I re-read that joke I posted, and it sucks hard-core.

the last few jokes were pretty damn sweet, imo

[blatch]

Originally posted by blacksnake98
What does a girl from indiana say as soon as she loses her virginity?
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Get off me daddy, your crushing my cigarettes.

hey! you're the son of a bitch from kentucky! I'm from indiana! you're the one who has 1 million people in their state with 15 last names!!!!

[blacksnake98]

Wait...I got another one.


You know what keeps Kentucky on top of Tennessee?
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Indiana sucks.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

Originally posted by blatch

hey! you're the son of a bitch from kentucky! I'm from indiana! you're the one who has 1 million people in their state with 15 last names!!!!

Originally posted by blacksnake98
Wait...I got another one.


You know what keeps Kentucky on top of Tennessee?
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Indiana sucks.

Am I the only one? :huh:

[gdalton]

Originally posted by blacksnake98
Wait...I got another one.


You know what keeps Kentucky on top of Tennessee?
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Indiana sucks.

Now thats funny.

[Rich]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL










Am I the only one? :huh:

no...ur not :huh: :huh:

[blacksnake98]

It's just some friendly banter between neighboring states, I'm sure he knows an equal amount of jokes slamming KY. What don't you guys understand?

[blatch]

See, Indiana rules, and Kentucky sucks. But they don't know it cause they're too busy fucking their cousins ^_^

[DVSNCYNIKL]

:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

[gdalton]

Originally posted by blatch
See, Indiana rules, and Kentucky sucks. But they don't know it cause they're too busy fucking their cousins ^_^

:cwn27:

And I thought Georgia and Alabama were bad about fucking with each other.

[blacksnake98]

Originally posted by blatch
See, Indiana rules, and Kentucky sucks. But they don't know it cause they're too busy fucking their cousins ^_^

Wow Blatch, you really let these jokes get under your skin:hehehe: I must commend you as well. I don't think I have ever seen anyone use the f-word in so many posts. Your a poet, a regular Bill Shakespeare. By the way, did you hear about the Hoosier that threw the hand-grenade across the river at some people on the Kentucky side? They pulled the pin out, and threw it back.