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#16
11-13-2001, 11:01 AM
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I think I got one that is worse then that.
Little Billy was born as just a head with no body or arms, because he couldn't play with the other boys his mom would put him on the window sill and let him watch the other children play kick ball. One night when Billy was saying his good night prayers he asked God " Please God, please give me a body and legs so I can play kick ball with the other kids." The next morning Billy woke up to see he had a body and legs so he jumped up and ran outside to play with the other kids. As Billy played he found he could not catch the ball because he had no arms and hands so that night at bedtime he prayed again, "God please give a pair of arms and hands so I can catch the ball when I play." The next morning Billy woke up to find he had a new set of arms and hands, he jumped up and ran outside to play. During the game little Jane kicked the ball into the street and Billy ran out to get it and got hit and killed by a truck. The moral of this story is quit while you’re a head.
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#18
11-13-2001, 11:11 AM
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 Is like depression kicking in to this place or what?  
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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#20
11-13-2001, 12:00 PM
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Groan, moan, what's the difference. People are starting act strange in here and it's because of the cornfield that has suddenly popped up. Time to come up with some funnies man, we don't want to have farmers in here all of a sudden. Yeehawwww!!! 
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Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
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#21
11-13-2001, 12:02 PM
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yea Yogs...Im not one to beg, but im really in the mood for one of your jokes from the archives of the Ancient Yog Secrets.
i love your top-fuckin-quality jokes, not these ones,this shit makes me cry
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11-13-2001, 06:08 PM
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uh oh!! the cornyness is spreading!!
 gdalton's got it!! who's next
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R.I.P. Lamont Coleman a.k.a. Big L -- 1975-1999 "Your ice don't shine an your chain hollow/ why you front in clubs for hours wit tha same bottle/ takin midget sips/ I run wit the richest clicks/ Tap the thickest chicks/ plus drop the slickest hits/ you know nothin about L/ so don't doubt L/ what's this muthafuckin rap game wit out L/ Yo that's like jewels wit out ice/ that's like china wit out rice/ or the holy bible wit out christ/ tha bulls wit out mike/ crack heads wit out pipes/ or hockey games wit out fights/ don't touch the mic if you aint able to spit/ flamboyant is tha label i'm wit.. muthafucka.... Big L"
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