Teh Ozzie

[Gafoto]

Have you ever been to the states Oz?

[slave]

Originally posted by Oz
Let's set a few things straight:

-Vegemite on toast can only really be made well by an Australian. The trick is moderation - the thinnest bit of the stuff on hot buttery toast.

-Out PM is a complete wanker whose one line is 'Yes, Mr Bush. Sure, Mr Bush'. Named Howard.

-The legal drinking age is 18, so that is probably why we're all such pissheads :ylsuper

-The grass doesn't exist at the moment because the country is in one of the worst droughts in the last 100 years. Many farmers are committing suicide.

Big_Justin:
www.holden.com.au

Yep Legal drinking at 18, the few years before hand are used for practice!!!!!!

[Oz]

Originally posted by Gafoto
Have you ever been to the states Oz?

Yep, twice. But spent more time in Canada. Have been to
-Seattle
-LA-
-San Fransisco

In Canada
-Alberta
-Most of BC

You been to teh Oz?

[Jimster]

Originally posted by Oz



You been to teh Oz?

Rule Number 26- Never insult a man by questioning his criminal record :finger:





Oh yeah and both Ford and Holden can kiss my ass- piles of 20 year old crap if you ask me


and at the end of the day NZ is still > Oztralia

[BigJustinZ28]

holden is doing with our cars what we should have been doing all along , do you have emissions in australia ? they also have a fondness for the ls1 I see , who wouldnt !!!

[Oz]

Originally posted by Jimster

Oh yeah and both Ford and Holden can kiss my ass- piles of 20 year old crap if you ask me

w3rd, but they both still 0wn the Yank tanks. Yes, we have emissions laws in Australia. Second only to California and a few others.

[Dorikin]

Originally posted by Jimster



Rule Number 26- Never insult a man by questioning his criminal record :finger:





Oh yeah and both Ford and Holden can kiss my ass- piles of 20 year old crap if you ask me


and at the end of the day NZ is still > Oztralia

When you get the GM/Ford cars that you do, you long for cheap, RWD Sedans..

Besides, id take the LS6 Powered Maloo to the strip and tear so new assholes...then take it to the track

[Sean]

Originally posted by Oz


Yep, twice. But spent more time in Canada. Have been to
-Seattle
-LA-
-San Fransisco

In Canada
-Alberta
-Most of BC

You been to teh Oz?

oi have you been to Vancouver Island Oz?

[Oz]

Sure as hell have. Spent 2 days there. Got the ferry over from Vancouver. Went to Victoria and di pretty much every tourist type thing to do. My favourite was the wax museum and the submarine. Place reminded me HEAPS of England. Would go back in a heartbeat. This was all on my first Canada trip in Jan 01. I would go back in a heartbeat. I lvoe Canada. Would move there if I could...

[Purpura Delujo]

Originally posted by Oz

2) You've had an argument with your mate over whether Ford or Holden makes the better car,
3) You've done the "hot sand" dance at the beach while running from the ocean back to your towel.
4) You know who Ray Martin is
5) You start using words like 'bloody' and 'grouse' and call people 'champ'
6) You stop greeting people with 'hello' and go straight to the "how ya doin'?"
7) You've seriously considered running down the shop in a pair of Ugh Boots
8) you own a pair of ugh boots
10) You kind of know the first verse to the national anthem, but buggered if you know what 'girt' means.
11) You have a story that somehow revolves around excess consumption of alcohol and a mate named 'Dave'.
12) You've risked attending an outdoor music festival on the hottest day of the year.
16) You don't know what's in a meat pie, and you don't care
17) You pronounce Australia as "Straya"
18) You call soccer "soccer, not "football"
19) You've squeezed Vegemite through Vita Brits to make little Vegemite worms.
20) You suck your coffee through a Tim Tam.
21) You realise that lifeguards are the only people who can get away with wearing Speedos.
22) You pledge allegiance to Vegemite over Promite.
23) You understand the value of public holidays.
26) You've played beach cricket with a tennis ball and a bat fashioned out of a fence post.
27) You firmly believe that in the end, everything will be ok, and
have told a mate in tough times that "She'll be right, mate"
28) You use the phrase, "no worries" at least once a day.
29) You've been on a beach holiday and have probably stayed in a caravan.
30) You constantly shorten words to "brekkie", "arvo" and “barbie"
32) You know the oath of mateship can never be limited by geographical distance.
End of story

Done all of the above, especially the Ford vs holden one. Holden owns Ford, Falcons suck Lion balls! 3 words for any die hard Ford fan: HSV HRT 427 :ylsuper, best Holdens: HQ & HT

You only say "She'll be right, mate" when you know it won't be right.

The legal drinking age doesn't mean shit, the reason why we are such pissheads is because we start drinking at 15 :ylsuper, what you think teenagers birthdays are fairy bread and pin the tail on the donkey?

[94SolGrl]

I wanna be an aussie!

[Dorikin]

Originally posted by Lowryda


Done all of the above, especially the Ford vs holden one. Holden owns Ford, Falcons suck Lion balls! 3 words for any die hard Ford fan: HSV HRT 427 :ylsuper, best Holdens: HQ & HT

Werd

[Sean]

Originally posted by Oz
Sure as hell have. Spent 2 days there. Got the ferry over from Vancouver. Went to Victoria and di pretty much every tourist type thing to do. My favourite was the wax museum and the submarine. Place reminded me HEAPS of England. Would go back in a heartbeat. This was all on my first Canada trip in Jan 01. I would go back in a heartbeat. I lvoe Canada. Would move there if I could...

I've been on the submarine before. It floated away once, and they had to take it away

[Jonno]

Originally posted by Lowryda
The legal drinking age doesn't mean shit, the reason why we are such pissheads is because we start drinking at 15 :ylsuper, what you think teenagers birthdays are fairy bread and pin the tail on the donkey?

Bloody Oath!

[Gafoto]

Canada and Australia are so funny. They get absolutely zero time in the news, both of these countries are about as interesting to americans (by the news) as fruit. I'm not interested in Canada but I would love *drool* to go to australia. Mostly I want to see the carnivorous plants in their native habitats. I garden alot with those so it would be really neat to see those . On top of the CPs I also want to see all the insane animals you aussies take for granted. :flash: