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Old 10-31-2001, 10:34 PM
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I tihnk SNL is pretty good, well from a 15 year-old's perspective. I just saw a "commerical" on there before for a product calle "Oops I crapped my pants" it was an old people diaper, funny as hell.
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that was a funny skit!!

"thanks Oops, I Crapped My Pants!!"
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that was a funny skit!!

"thanks Oops, I Crapped My Pants!!"
lol!! i saw that too
i think the older SNLs were funnier than the new ones though, with chris farley, mike myers, adam sandler, etc.


FUNNIEST shit ever though is the Celebrity jeapardy! ROTFLMAO!!! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

they make fun of sean connery in every one,
the questions are like, "what month starts with Feb" and sean connery is like Febtober, it's so funny when he says it, cause he's got an accent and you think he's smart, hehe

also, "what sound does a doggie make"... Sean Connery is like mooooo, then trebek say no the right answer could be bow wow, ruff (connery interupts) rough just the way your mother likes it Trebek!

it's the funniest ever
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hahaha i LOVE celebrity jeopardy!!!! one category was a petit dejuneur(something french or italian). connery goes... i'll take ape tit for 100. trebek goes that a petit... nevermind! connery- not a big fan of the ladies are we trebek!

then there's therapist.... i'll take the rapist for 100
swords.... i'll take s-words for 100

anyone see the one with norm macdonald as burt reynolds?? that one was HIlarious!
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Funny you should mention those, I just downloaded a ton of the celebrity jeopardy episodes yesterday

Trebek: Burt Reynolds has apparently changed his name to "Turd Ferguson"

Burt: Turd Ferguson. Funny name.

Trebek: No it's not.

later...he rings in

Trebek: Burt Reynolds

Burt: That's not my name.

Trebek: *sigh* ...Turd Ferguson.

Burt: Yeah? Whaddya want?

Trebek: You rang in!

Burt: No I didn't.

Trebek: Yes you did!

Burt: Yeah, well, that's your opinion...


Then the oversized hat..."It's a funny hat."
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then there's therapist.... i'll take the rapist for 100
swords.... i'll take s-words for 100
An Album Cover ... I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 100!

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The Pen Is Mightier...I'll take the penis mightier for 800. I invented a penis mighter a long time ago, my only regret is never finishing it! Tell me Trebek, does this penis mightier actually work?
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*roflmao*

I've seen all of those!!!

I'd have to say that "the rapists" is my fave!!!
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lol, i've seen all of those too
hermunn i think that one was apetite, then he says ape tit

therapists = the rapists and the pen is mightier = the penis mightier are my favorites! :hehehe: lol those are just too funny
Connery doesn't even listen to what trebek says, he just answers the questions like he thought they were

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the category is famous titles, sean connery says I'll take Famous titties.... trebek tries to explain, then the question is somethin like gone with the wind.... and connery is like KIM BASINGER!!! and starts talkin about her, hehehe

turd ferguson... it's a funny name
it's so funny how norm macdonald says it

btw my friend's mom knows norm macdonald
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I tihnk SNL is pretty good, well from a 15 year-old's perspective. I just saw a "commerical" on there before for a product calle "Oops I crapped my pants" it was an old people diaper, funny as hell.
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that was a funny skit!!

"thanks Oops, I Crapped My Pants!!"
"Oops! I crapped my pants!" is my response to every caption contest. It's always funny.
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"Oops! I crapped my pants!" is my response to every caption contest. It's always funny.
lol you should send that into maxim

they have a caption contest in every issue
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lol you should send that into maxim

they have a caption contest in every issue
You send it in. If you win something, you'll owe me half.
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You send it in. If you win something, you'll owe me half.
do you know how much effort that would take... getting up out of my comfortable chair, walking all the way to get an envelope, writing the letter, writing addresses on the envelope, going to a mailbox, going back home, then walking all the way back up to sit in the chair..... that's WAY too much effort



then again, i could probably e-mail them
then i wouldn't even have to get up
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do you know how much effort that would take... getting up out of my comfortable chair, walking all the way to get an envelope, writing the letter, writing addresses on the envelope, going to a mailbox, going back home, then walking all the way back up to sit in the chair..... that's WAY too much effort



then again, i could probably e-mail them
then i wouldn't even have to get up
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then on the skit w/ burt reynolds, french stewart is also on it. one of the categories is something like "french words."
trebek says "we'll just skip that one"
burt " i know some french. you're an assbite... pardon my french"
french stewart "my name is french"
burt "ya no one cares"

i love the final jeopardy's with connery's answers!
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lol, i've seen all of those too
hermunn i think that one was apetite, then he says ape tit
.........isn't that what i said????
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