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Funny story
Story from today's paper:
by Richar Fagerland. When my wife and I lived in Houston about 25 years ago, we kept a lot of snakes around the house in terrariums. Sany was also fearless when it came to reptiles. One afternoon she was holding a small garter snake when the doorbell rang. Rather that put the snake back in its cage, she decided to slip it into her blouse and answer the doorbell. I was sitting on the couch and saw a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses on the porch. When my wife opened the door (she wasn't wearing a bra), the snake for some reason, bit her on the nipple. She immediately let out a scream, tore off her blouse and started jumping up and down with a snake attached to her breast. The Jehovah's Witnesses dropped their tracts and ran yelling down the driveway. I imagine they are still talking about the devil woman who breast feeds snakes. |
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lol not bad.
but wait, are you telling me the authors name is Dick Fagerland? cursed at birth....:hehehe:
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Sorry, I misspelled it, it should be Richard Fagerlund. he writes about insects. He has a web site: www.askthebugman.com
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LMAO that is the funnyiest thing I have read in a long time man
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