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Old 10-11-2001, 07:54 PM   #1
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How would you kill someone and get away with it.

How do you think you could get away with murder? What precautions would you take, and what would you do with the body.

Hypotheticaly of course....

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Old 10-11-2001, 07:59 PM   #2
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Looking for suggestions?

Look at me, I'm already changing the topic....
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Nope.

First, the best way would be to not have a motive, or your going to end up a suspect.

If you know the person you shouldn't be seen with that person for a while before the murder.

Means of comitting the Murder: Inject them with a syringe full of insulin, preferably in a mole or birthmark to avoid leaving a easily noticable mark. They will fall into a coma and die of heart failure... Depending on their age and general health the death may not draw any negative attention.

This is also a suitable method of comitting suicide. You will likely become stomach sick and lathargic before falling asleep for the last time... relatively painless.

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Old 10-11-2001, 08:20 PM   #4
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Hmmm..buy a sniper rifle
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Old 10-13-2001, 09:35 PM   #8
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Holy crap!! i was just thinking about starting the exact same thread last night!!!!!! what a coincidence!

cause it seems like police always find the killer somehow.... and i couldn't understand how if you shot somebody from far away, how could they possibly know you did it? like they can't look at the bullit and be like yeah that's G$tarr's bullit

and in movies (like thug movies in compton) you see guys shoot and kill people without a care of getting caught.... and in the movie Baby Boy 2 guys chase a guy down a street, shoot at him (hit his legs), then walk up to him and finish him... then just run away, they didn't get caught or arrested..... is that how it is in real life? or is it like the police says it is, they make it look like every killer gets caught


i really don't understand how they would know it was you if nobody sees you, you walk up to somebody, cap their ass and run away
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Old 10-14-2001, 11:31 AM   #9
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I have the kind of mind that I think would make me ideal to plan murders. I have planned the murders of a few people that I dislike. I wouldn't do it though.

A very important thing to do is to wear clothes that you normally wouldn't wear. When you have dispatched your victim, have a safe place to totally destroy the clothes, even if no visible evidence is on them. That includes your shoes. Bury the ashes.

Make sure you wear gloves (obviously) and something that will stop you depositing hairs at the scene. If at all possible, make the murder scene a place where you would have business being at even if the murder didn't happen. That way if you do leave trace evidence you have an excuse.

Although you want to not be seen at all, make sure you can leave the immediate scene in disguise.
Maybe your disguise could include a large beard and sunglasses. But if you do so, it could also be a good idea to have a second disguise on underneath to fool people. For example, if you wear a black beard have some red hair showing from underneath. That way any witness will think they have some vital clue and it will totally throw off the police. (assuming you aren't a redhead).

Any murder weapon must be disposed of. It doesn't matter if its your favourite nickle plated pistol, it MUST be wiped down and placed where it will never be found. It is best if this is the kind of place that won't be built on in the future. If your weapon is burnable, burn it.
But you shouldn't be using your favourite nickle plated pistol as chances are that someone saw you with it.

I wouldn't even attempt to dispose of the body. Too easy to get caught. Bodies are VERY hard to dispose of completely.

Work alone. Its not a good idea to have anyone else know your plans, no matter how loyal they are. Things can happen down the line that might make them either turn against you or reveal something by accident.


Damn, that was hard to type with my nose. *wipes drool from chin onto shoulder of straight jacket*
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Old 10-14-2001, 12:09 PM   #10
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Damn, that was hard to type with my nose. *wipes drool from chin onto shoulder of straight jacket*
LOL!!

Good to see you back LK!!!
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Thanks.

Thought I'd better add some humour to the end of such a post.
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Thought I'd better add some humour to the end of such a post.
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where have you been?

if you shoot somebody from far away, like snipe them and nobody sees you.. how could they possibly find out who did it?
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if you shoot somebody from far away, like snipe them and nobody sees you.. how could they possibly find out who did it?
Guns leave unique marks on the bullets they fire. They could find your gun and figure out they match... Proving you did the shooting is a different story...
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Guns leave unique marks on the bullets they fire. They could find your gun and figure out they match... Proving you did the shooting is a different story...
yeah but if you wipe the gun off and bury it, then they could never find out could they?
even if they did find it, how would they know you buried it
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