SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Theres something about her... I cant put my finger on it.

Maybe you could put your finger in it

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Maybe you could put your finger in it

I sure would

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Maybe you could put your finger in it

I see what you done there.

[Killa_CRX]

Wow.... There's still people in here.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by Killa_CRX

Wow.... There's still people in here.

Fuck yeah... we just got this new thread.... broke it already... but its still new...

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I see what you done there.

Also it looks like my SuperTroopers screen shot has been removed

[Killa_CRX]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Fuck yeah... we just got this new thread.... broke it already... but its still new...

Is cool. I fell off the online map for a while... Bought a house, had a baby, work wayyy too much.

Been back online looking around at old forums again, because I picked up a 98 hatch I'm working on doing a K swap into, and realized it's been about 2 years since I even logged on to AF.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by Killa_CRX

Is cool. I fell off the online map for a while... Bought a house, had a baby, work wayyy too much.

Been back online looking around at old forums again, because I picked up a 98 hatch I'm working on doing a K swap into, and realized it's been about 2 years since I even logged on to AF.

awesome man, congrats. I was away from this place for 7 years, just last year I was allowed to come back lol. I'd like to mess with a K engine myself, I don't know a whole hell of a lot about them, but I find them sexy lol.

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Originally Posted by Killa_CRX

Is cool. I fell off the online map for a while... Bought a house, had a baby, work wayyy too much.

Been back online looking around at old forums again, because I picked up a 98 hatch I'm working on doing a K swap into, and realized it's been about 2 years since I even logged on to AF.

Sweet fancy Moses!! Its been forever since somebody other than me, TSC, or Spoon posted. If you tally up the posts, its a pretty clear indicator of how much real and responsible life we have going on outside of AF. Congrats on being an adult.... and welcome back to Never Never Land

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Also it looks like my SuperTroopers screen shot has been removed

The Blurman.... he lurks

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

The Blurman.... he lurks

and thats pronounced "Blurmin"

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I thought you no partake-a?

I started up again a couple of months ago. Usually just a drag at the end of a night to help mellow out my drunkenness.

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

I started up again a couple of months ago. Usually just a drag at the end of a night to help mellow out my drunkenness.

Like riding a bike... and smoking it when you get home

[CivicSpoon]

So I'm pretty sure my mom is trying to kill me, via death by squirrel attack.

It's been snowing like crazy for the past week or 2, and there is about 3+ feet of snow on our back deck, where my mom and I smoke. Our chihuahua died over the summer, and I use to shovel a path off the deck, down the stairs, and a 6ft area for him to do his business. Obviously with him gone, my lazy ass no longer shovels the snow off the deck, so my dad took the lighter shovel I used to the front yard, so I've been using a broom to keep an area for the 2 of us to smoke on. (I've been doing the primary shoveling of the driveway this year so I am happy to use the lighter shove with this heavy ass snow.) So there's just enough room for both of us to smoke on, and the rest is covered in 3ft+ of snow (setting up the situation here).

So a few days ago, my grandmother tells my mom that there are birds around here that don't eat from our feeder, and only eat off the ground. They love their damn birds; my grandmother has a bird themed clock and multiple books to identify different bird species. So... my mom decides that it's a good idea to throw bird seed on the tiny "brushed off" area on the back deck, for those specific birds to eat.

Either this was a not very thought out plan, or an evil mastermind at work. Around here, birds aren't the only creatures to eat bird seed. We have rabbits around that we semi-regularly feed with almost bad fruits and vegetables, that eat the bird seed too. We also have the scariest creature known to man... the squirrel. I thought we all learned a lesson the year my dad grew attached to them, and spread corn kernels all over the front and back yards, and had the damn rodents waiting for food at the front door every time they heard it open...on their hind legs...begging.

So what's the issue you might be asking? (or maybe you're asking me to get to the fucking point already, because you've realized you wasted your damn time reading my random bullshit again.) A tiny area leading directly to our back door, completely surrounded by a 3ft+ wall, and filled with squirrel loved food. You tell me, how is a tiny, possibly rabid, animal supposed to get in and then get out quickly, when a big human gets in the god damn 3ft+ ring?! Fight to the fucking death, that's how! My mom wants me to get rabies. Or she wants me to kill a squirrel for dinner.

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

So I'm pretty sure my mom is trying to kill me, via death by squirrel attack.

It's been snowing like crazy for the past week or 2, and there is about 3+ feet of snow on our back deck, where my mom and I smoke. Our chihuahua died over the summer, and I use to shovel a path off the deck, down the stairs, and a 6ft area for him to do his business. Obviously with him gone, my lazy ass no longer shovels the snow off the deck, so my dad took the lighter shovel I used to the front yard, so I've been using a broom to keep an area for the 2 of us to smoke on. (I've been doing the primary shoveling of the driveway this year so I am happy to use the lighter shove with this heavy ass snow.) So there's just enough room for both of us to smoke on, and the rest is covered in 3ft+ of snow (setting up the situation here).

So a few days ago, my grandmother tells my mom that there are birds around here that don't eat from our feeder, and only eat off the ground. They love their damn birds; my grandmother has a bird themed clock and multiple books to identify different bird species. So... my mom decides that it's a good idea to throw bird seed on the tiny "brushed off" area on the back deck, for those specific birds to eat.

Either this was a not very thought out plan, or an evil mastermind at work. Around here, birds aren't the only creatures to eat bird seed. We have rabbits around that we semi-regularly feed with almost bad fruits and vegetables, that eat the bird seed too. We also have the scariest creature known to man... the squirrel. I thought we all learned a lesson the year my dad grew attached to them, and spread corn kernels all over the front and back yards, and had the damn rodents waiting for food at the front door every time they heard it open...on their hind legs...begging.

So what's the issue you might be asking? (or maybe you're asking me to get to the fucking point already, because you've realized you wasted your damn time reading my random bullshit again.) A tiny area leading directly to our back door, completely surrounded by a 3ft+ wall, and filled with squirrel loved food. You tell me, how is a tiny, possibly rabid, animal supposed to get in and then get out quickly, when a big human gets in the god damn 3ft+ ring?! Fight to the fucking death, that's how! My mom wants me to get rabies. Or she wants me to kill a squirrel for dinner.

Man up and kill that squirrel for dinner. Vittles are great in the winter