SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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Double fist it, Skeletor

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Double time double fist!!!!

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Skeletor it kinda looks like you're milking two....

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Oh, so you're aware. Whatever floats your boat bro

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Moving on from your jerko-gifs....

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I need to go buy geo-roceroesocoeroceries.

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Damn auto correct, I meant groceries.

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You guys know way more about how this type of shit works than I do, so tell me what you think has gone on here

I got a gchat invite from some Nancy Steurmer randomly. Never heard of her before. She of course just got out of the shower and wants to "have fun" on cam.

Naturally my wang told me this was a good idea, so I said yeah. She sends me a link to some site where you have to "verify your age" aka give them your credit card number so I bailed. I'm not THAT stupid

But I'm wondering how the hell I wound up on her radar cause it seems that I was chatting with an actual human and when I went to the site, there was a person there on the preview cam waiting for me to accept the invite to the live chat. Of course I know it was just some chick in a warehouse of cubicles set up to look like bedrooms. I somehow got added to the "he's a sucker" mailing list

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the gchat transcript for your entertainment

nancystuermer: Are you busy??
Sent at 10:37 PM on Wednesday
me: Nope, just checking on all things internet
nancystuermer: have we chatted before?? im 23/f u ?
me: we havent... did our internet paths cross before?
Im sorry I dont recognize the name off of memory
....bad memory though
nancystuermer: i'm sorry ... i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?
me: doing alright, just trying to get all ducks in a row
nancystuermer: Just finished taking a bath..long day been kind of busy but i'm feeling a little naughty now! so what's up?? ... want to have some fun?
me: always up for fun!
what do you have in mind??
nancystuermer: long day i was in the shower forever just playin around and it always gets me horny lolz .. gonna change my clothes want to see ? lol
me: hmmmmmm I certainly do
nancystuermer: I'm kinda horny lolz :x wanna play on cam ??
me: well a picture is worth a thousand words isnt it?
nancystuermer: i dont have any pics right now but u can see me on cam /
Sent at 10:42 PM on Wednesday
me: im sort of tech dumb... never done the gchat cam before. How do we link that up? just click the cam in the chat?
nancystuermer: Its http://*Yeah The Fuck Right*.com just accept my cam invite,
Sent at 10:44 PM on Wednesday
me: this is so weird! every time I click the link its a different cam!
nancystuermer: http:// *I Know Better*.com click the green "Accept Invite" button...k, then fill out ur info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in, I'd love for you to join me private ...k?
me: cool deal. see you in a sec
nancystuermer: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded ! ...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
me: ohyeah definitely. Gotta play it safe!!
nancystuermer: credit card verifies your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
me: of course!! Youngins have to look at non-live porn like I did LOL!
nancystuermer: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?
me: cool... keep that pussy wet
I mean, don't towel off yet ;-)
nancystuermer: mhhm nice and wet lol

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the chat person is fake (maybe not a fake person, but a person that is paid to lure people to the site). The cam girls are real, or the ones I checked out, because they will actually talk to you verbally on video while your typing.

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as soon as she hit me with the a/s/l info I knew it had to be suspect. Then once she sent the separate link for me to go to, it was confirmed.

I had some girl hit me up on MSN IM a couple years ago and my dumb ass thought she was an actual person until she tried to get me to wire her some money to the Phillipines for her "sick grandmother".

I told her I was gonna send it as soon as I went to the bank to pull the cash out and she proceeded to send me IMs asking where I was, which turned into "you're so mean! my grandmother really needs this operation! how could you do this to us?"

Fuck. Outta. Here. Fake. Bitch.

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oh btw this girl from a couple years ago, within 10 minutes was saying how she loved me and couldnt wait to see me when she returned to the States.

I mean I'm charming as fuck but that seemed a bit much

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Anyone else hate doing laundry so bad that sometimes you just buy new clothes instead?

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I do hate laundry but I just solve that by wearing the same sweat pants and hoodie every day until it makes me gag