SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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.....and for the record, "mixed" is definitely a lot safer, but if somebody is waiting for the chance to launch a tirade about their race, then there probably is no right answer

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Call me crazy, but wouldnt you think that when you get your credit card billing statement and it has "Payment Due Date 12/27/13" on it that your automatic payment would hit on said due date? Apparently that makes no sense to the people at Citi.

Bill says 12/27.
They pull the money on 12/23.
Acorn is suddenly overdrafted (having planned for the payment to hit right when direct deposit does)
Acorn calls customer service to complain. Here is a brief excerpt from my convo this fine morning

CS: your auto payment is set up to pull on the 21st of every month
Acorn: well why in the fuck doesnt the bill say 12/21 then?
CS: well we can set it up to pull on the 27th if that's better for you
Acorn: That's not the point. I want the paper bill to say the date that money will be taken from me
CS: well sir, the reason the funds are withdrawan early is because it takes 24-48 hours for processing and we need to ensure the funds are available with the bank
Acorn: ...that has nothing to do with my complaint
CS: *silence*
Acorn: My complaint is that the date on the paper statement sent to me, the one I use to remind myself that there will be a significant withdrawal, that paper statement is not in line with reality. I want that paper to say the day that money will be taken, not some arbitrary day where you guys say you need to receive it. Is that possible?
CS: I will update the notes on your account to reflect this
Acorn: So is that confirmation that it will happen?
CS: Yes sir, I am updating the notes now

I get the feeling this isnt over

Merry fucking christmas everybody

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I think sometimes "we" *points to back of hand* take too much pleasure in claiming to have felt odd about stuff *points to palm of hand* people will ask and exaggerate..... but let me write out a text I got from a *points to palm* former coworker

12/23/13
10:34 pm

This is so random but I know I can ask you... what do mixed race individuals (black & white) prefer to be called? Mulatto is considered offensive right?

And isnt mixed offensive too?

Sadly I was asleep when she sent this so Im not sure what the scenario was but I really hope she didnt roll with "mulatto"

R O Fucking F L

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I should have expected as much after I did this show

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Call me crazy, but wouldnt you think that when you get your credit card billing statement and it has "Payment Due Date 12/27/13" on it that your automatic payment would hit on said due date? Apparently that makes no sense to the people at Citi.

Bill says 12/27.
They pull the money on 12/23.
Acorn is suddenly overdrafted (having planned for the payment to hit right when direct deposit does)
Acorn calls customer service to complain. Here is a brief excerpt from my convo this fine morning

CS: your auto payment is set up to pull on the 21st of every month
Acorn: well why in the fuck doesnt the bill say 12/21 then?
CS: well we can set it up to pull on the 27th if that's better for you
Acorn: That's not the point. I want the paper bill to say the date that money will be taken from me
CS: well sir, the reason the funds are withdrawan early is because it takes 24-48 hours for processing and we need to ensure the funds are available with the bank
Acorn: ...that has nothing to do with my complaint
CS: *silence*
Acorn: My complaint is that the date on the paper statement sent to me, the one I use to remind myself that there will be a significant withdrawal, that paper statement is not in line with reality. I want that paper to say the day that money will be taken, not some arbitrary day where you guys say you need to receive it. Is that possible?
CS: I will update the notes on your account to reflect this
Acorn: So is that confirmation that it will happen?
CS: Yes sir, I am updating the notes now

I get the feeling this isnt over

Merry fucking christmas everybody

Some people *points at back of hand* don't pay their bills on the last day....

[Greenblurr93]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I think sometimes "we" *points to back of hand* take too much pleasure in claiming to have felt odd about stuff *points to palm of hand* people will ask and exaggerate..... but let me write out a text I got from a *points to palm* former coworker

12/23/13
10:34 pm

This is so random but I know I can ask you... what do mixed race individuals (black & white) prefer to be called? Mulatto is considered offensive right?

And isnt mixed offensive too?

Sadly I was asleep when she sent this so Im not sure what the scenario was but I really hope she didnt roll with "mulatto"

You know, it took me a solid minute of looking at my hand to figure out why the hell you are pointing at your hand when typing... then it clicked..

*points to palm of hand* moment... then I Rofl'd

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Heh, that is a very common thing in the south... Guess you Yankees don't get it...

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EXACTLY!! If I paid my bills on time this wouldn't have been an issue, thats why I sign up for auto withdrawal for the payments.

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we cant all be Rich Smurf

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As a graduate gemologist, I have to say those are the worst cut diamonds I've ever seen in my life...

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Oh yeah, and FUCK YOU! ITS CHRISTMAS!

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My gift to AF was a temporary lapse in whoring.... you're all welcome. All three of you

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....and judging by this "duplicate post" message, I'd say AFs gift is double posting

[CivicSpoon]

For the past 2 months, everyone in my family has been sick. A few have been sick for that long or longer, because doctors don't like to give out antibiotics anymore. I myself, never got so much as a scratchy throat or head congestion. So of course, my body waits until Christmas Eve to break down. Now I can't even enjoy the hard cider I got yesterday, because I can't taste shit.