SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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I have not but can't say Im against it. I see they sell fake Extenze at the gas station but that seems like its a cheap shortcut to the hospital

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Is it fake? I thought that it was the real deal. I like how they are so sketchy they never say what it actually does. Sure people think "male enhancement" means huge throbbing cock, but I mean.. it could also just make you king of farting yellow liquid. Who the fuck knows.

If I were to come across some Viagra I would for sure try it, why not?
Buddy of mine found out he has low testosterone.. hes about 25 and had the test level of an 85 year old so the docs put him on testosterone pills and he says he has boners like a 12 year old kid in science class.

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Ive been told twice when being intro'd to a new "pharmacist" that Viagra is on the menu if thats what Im shopping for. Apparently the new generation loves popping any kinds of pill, even ones they shouldnt need at all

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Although I do recognize the potential benefits of getting the rep for being able to keep the party going for four hours (before you have to call 911)

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Ive been told twice when being intro'd to a new "pharmacist" that Viagra is on the menu if thats what Im shopping for. Apparently the new generation loves popping any kinds of pill, even ones they shouldnt need at all

I don't know for a fact, but I imagine they are pretty easy to get legitly, I mean if you go the the doctor and say "man, my dick don't work" hes probably going to be like "here, take these". Can't get high of them so I bet they pass them out like chocolates.

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Although I do recognize the potential benefits of getting the rep for being able to keep the party going for four hours (before you have to call 911)

I think this is how they remedy that... http://youtu.be/I7-L_TV3o2A?t=2m42s

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I think this is how they remedy that... http://youtu.be/I7-L_TV3o2A?t=2m42s

AAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ive seen that guy before

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I stumbled across that earlier, a lot of people say its not steriods but Synthol. I don't know. After watching the documentory Bigger Stronger Faster, I'd like to get a hold of some 'roids.

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Im good on roids for the same reason im good on Mountain Dew.... "shrinks yo dick" as the guy in the convenience store told me and my friend as we were about to spend our hard earned 75 cent on a bottle of the Dew years ago

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So many years ago that a bottle of the Dew could be had for 75 cents

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LOL, I remember hearing that as a kid also. Probably also the reason I've never drank Mt. Dew. Wasn't it supposed to be the coloring agent, like "orange dye number 33" or someshit.

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Yellow #3 I believe. And Red #5 and #7 I think were also supposed to be bad for you.... maybe not your nutz, but bad in general

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I have to admit, I'm an energy drink junky. I used to not be able to drink them they made me jittery as fuck.. now I'm at one or two a day (years later). Not sure where I made the transition, I think it was in college... I've quit a few times, go months without them, after getting over the massive headaches you get from abruptly stopping the caffeine intake I find that I have more energy without them. They don't really taste good- especially the potent ones. Yet I always find my way back to the habit within a few months.

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Theres a girl at my job who will down a coffee and a Red Bull before 9am then run and get another Red Bull by 11 then make an afternoon coffee run.... every single day.

And she wonders why she gets massive headaches all the time. Oddly enough, they go away when she gets some more caffeine but she doesn't think the two are related issues