SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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You tried to warm your wang on the hot dog roller again, didnt you?

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Being old and decrepit blows. Fucking threw my back out this morning lifting sacks of potatoes (really)

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Being old and decrepit blows. Fucking threw my back out this morning lifting sacks of potatoes (really)

I feel like there is a racial joke in here somewhere...

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There always is at least one.... if I was Irish it would be a cake walk

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I do have the back problems of a career slave though

[00accord44]

....is it a "career slave"?? Can something be a career when you dont get paid?

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But its not like slaves were interns... hmmmm

[TheSilentChamber]

And no wang in the wang warmer, this time.

Non english speaking mother fucker wouldnt sell me beer. I walk up the counter and throw down my beer, he says "ID" I say "dont have one" he says "ID" I take off my cap and say "I'm fucking bald, hows that for an ID?" he repeats "ID" (pretty sure this is one of 4 English words this mother knows) so I say "are you fucking serious?" and he repeats "ID". I'm getting god damn pissed at this point, so I shove the beer across the counter so he has to catch it to keep it from falling off and say "fucking keep it" and walk out, go to the store next door, buy beer no questions asked. Walk back into 7 eleven... crack one open, take a drink and announce "FUCK YOU " and point at him and walk out.

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I should also throw in that this 7-Eleven is right next to my apartment, I have litterally been buying beer there for over two years and never once even questioned about age (I'm 28, and I do not look young)

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you could have resolved that with a hug instead and probably got your brew for the free.... or maybe a tug job

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...but in Random 7-Eleven Worker's defense, the sign does say "Under 40 Must Show ID"


Just sayin

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I have some sympathy for cashier types from my years manning various cash drawers and swithboards

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

you could have resolved that with a hug instead and probably got your brew for the free.... or maybe a tug job

Heh, funny you mention that. I actually called sears customer service the other day to complain about one particular store here (long story) and after about 20 minutes on the phone with this young lady talking about my issue with the store she files the report and says "normally we offer a $5 gift card when people call in, but you were the first person today that has called in and has not yelled at me or cursed at me, so I'm going to send you a $20 gift card because that's the most that I can personally authorize". Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

...but in Random 7-Eleven Worker's defense, the sign does say "Under 40 Must Show ID"


Just sayin

Ones here say under 27.

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Oh fizuck.... I assumed that was a national thing