SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

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I've been practicing hugging with my wang. I'm pretty good at it actually

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

I've been practicing hugging with my wang. I'm pretty good at it actually

What the deuce? I used quote and still doubled up. I wonder how long until we just CAN'T post here anymore?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE SPOSED TO GO!?!?!?

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What about my leeeeegs Charlie Murphyyyyy!?!?!

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

What the deuce? I used quote and still doubled up. I wonder how long until we just CAN'T post here anymore?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE SPOSED TO GO!?!?!?

I see no quote... I think by quote you mean "smoked crack".

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I see no quote... I think by quote you mean "smoked crack".

Guys... stop being rude... introduce yourselves.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Guys... stop being rude... introduce yourselves.

Breaking them in both simultaneously

Both are full color change too... and the big one is THICK... like... chick that works over nights at 7 Eleven thick...

[CivicSpoon]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Guys... stop being rude... introduce yourselves.

Ok ok, I will reluctantly give in to peer pressure and post my tobacco consuming devices. I have a total of 4 devices. I've certainly owned more than these over my lifetime, but these are the ones I have left, and haven't been broken. Warning, one of these (the first I'll be posting) is absolutely disgusting, covered in mold, and hasn't been used or cleaned in about 8 years. Sorry if the pics are too big. I'm still using a horrible CRT monitor at the moment, that is tiny, and is insanely dark.

#1, my water pipe, named Mr. Burns. This is my water pipe that hasn't been clean or used in about 8 years. It is acrylic, with a ceramic base filled with sand, where the water pipe part actually unscrews from the base (that was a rainbow color when I purchased it & sequentially spray painted black and written on with glow-in-the-dark paint). It's gimmicky, where you can unscrew the main part from the base, to use it, but the base is made as an anti-tip over water pipe.



Next is my tobacco pipe that I use specifically for desperate times, when I have the urge to smoke previously smoked tobacco resin, or a tobacco product that rhymes with ash. (Yeah the rainbow color is pretty lame, but it was cheap when I bought it 12 years ago).

Ok, now for the real, and useful devices. First off, is the tobacco pipe that I've had for quite a few years now. It was cheap (probably under $20 because I was sick of breaking more expensive stuff), but it had a look that I appreciated, enough to purchase. It has served me very well over the years.


Then there's my smaller one. I use this regularly, because my tolerance for tobacco is at a low level atm. I got this as a "gift" from a friend who for some reason expected me to use it for some kind of synthetic marijuana (that he also provided), that I had no intention of using, and is currently illegal in NY State anyways. It's actually pretty decent for how I use it, so I currently use it as my primary device for tobacco use.

[TheSilentChamber]

I like the colors on that bottom one. And I commend you for hanging onto pieces for that long, All of mine are two years are younger as I didn't bring any with me when I moved. I have somewhat of a pipe buying addiction. In the last two months or so since I started smoking again I've purchased I think 5 new pieces, including the two today. I think total including the ... water pipe... is like 17/18ish. I know its right under 20. I'm planning on collecting enough to make an end table with them all recessed into the top of it. Also I have a hunch that in 100 years they will be worth a bundle. Because I watch American Pickers. So I see it as an investment.

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You guys are shitting on my measly collection of pieces.

That Mr Burns tho... eexxxxxxxccelllennnnnntt

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So here's my roster of smoke helpers...

The last man on the bench right now is this guy



Clearly hasn't been cleaned (ever) casue I dont like the way it burns. There's no adjustable heat dial on this and it burns too hot and wastes a lot of vapor IMO. There's a shop near me that sells the wooden box kind with the heat dial for $55. I'm most likely gonna get that as my next device.

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Next in the lineup is this lil guy



Nothing fancy. I think it was $25 when I bought it. Served me well for about 2 years as a change of pace from what was then my standard method....

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And now... the star of the show, Marley. Its the only piece I ever took the time to name. Its also the only piece I have with a face on it.



Marley has carried the entire workload for the last 6 months or so... and I even built a home for him



Thats a crate lined with cardboard sitting in front of a Dyson bladeless fan sitting in front of my window which is shielded with a $5 fleece blanket from Walmart. This is my crowning achievement since it allows me to shmoke mostly undetected in the house.

Also in the picture are my living laptop (non work issued) sitting on top of my dead laptop (to get the desired viewing angle)

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I used to have THE CHEAPEST piece of all time. It was a hookah I bought at a gas station one night. The dome part was a basketball and it worked exactly as well as a gas station hookah should... like shit.

I must have tossed it when I moved out of my apartment

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Based on these graphs, Im on the way to becoming an endangered species

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Based on these graphs, Im on the way to becoming an endangered species

*does white male dance*